What's the best thing about having sex with 30 2 year olds?

There's 30 of them.

NOTE: Saying this out loud will make it sound like you're saying "32 year olds".

Why are black guys scared of chainsaws?
Because they're sharp and can hurt them.

That's all I could come up wif. :(

why did the kid fall off his bike?

because he was an inexperienced rider.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

because the branch he was sitting on was too weak to support his weight

what did one sheep say to the other sheep?

nothing, sheep don't talk

A Blond, a Redhead, and a Brunette walk into a bar.

They enjoy a nice evening not being stereotyped.

What do you call a paraplegic in a wheelchair?
Dead man walking

What do you call three black people in a car?
Three black people in a car

What do you call 7 Jews in a car?
7 Jews in a car

Why did Yogi get the Pic-a-nic basket?
He was hungry, bitch!

a blond walks into an electric store and says "Can I buy this TV?" he says "no your a blond !!" So she goes into a wig store and buys a redhead wig. She walks back into the electric store and says "Can i buy this tv? He says "No your a blond!!!!!" So she goes back into the wig store and buys a brunett wig. She goes into the electric store and says "Can I buy this tv?" Again he replies "no your a blond!" She says " How did you know I was a blond I put on 2 different wigs!" and he says "Because, thats not a tv thats a microwave!"



I lol'd when i heard this. "Courtesy Of my cousin"

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Tell your anti jokes. If you tell a real joke, I will have you murdered.

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a blond walks into an electric store and says "Can I buy this TV?" he says "no your a blond !!" So she goes into a wig store and buys a redhead wig. She walks back into the electric store and says "Can i buy this tv? He says "No your a blond!!!!!" So she goes back into the wig store and buys a brunett wig. She goes into the electric store and says "Can I buy this tv?" Again he replies "no your a blond!" She says " How did you know I was a blond I put on 2 different wigs!" and he says "Because, thats not a tv thats a microwave!"

I lol'd when i heard this. "Courtesy Of my cousin"

Does this include unfunny, real jokes, Deadface?

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Does this include unfunny, real jokes, Deadface?

Yes it does.

I shall commence the murder.

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What's the best thing about having sex with 30 2 year olds?

There's 30 of them.

NOTE: Saying this out loud will make it sound like you're saying "32 year olds".

That's a real joke, faggot.

The Anti-Joke version is:

What's the best thing about having sex with 20 3 year olds?

They're usually pretty experienced and are fun to have intercourse with.

dont know which this is..but...
Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is a baby.

er...wait a second...

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dont know which this is..but...
Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is a baby.

er...wait a second...

Occasional grotesque jokes are allowed to be anti-anti-joke.

Like, what's white and bounces up and down in a crib?

A pedophile's ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[any answer here is an antijoke, I think, so I'll not put an answer here.]

What's more fun than putting a dead baby on a ceiling fan to spin him around?

Stopping it with fluffy comfortable matter, and placing the child in a coffin to get a respectable resting place.

why didn't the blond go to a hardware store?

She didnt own a car.

What do you say to 50 sleeping babies?

Anything to keep them asleep before you cum.

Oh shit! I just noticed!!

My sig is a ****ing antijoke!!

lol@Peaches.

I like your sig.

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Oh shit! I just noticed!!

My sig is a ****ing antijoke!!

and its ****ing hilarious