What's the best thing about having sex with 30 2 year olds?
There's 30 of them.
NOTE: Saying this out loud will make it sound like you're saying "32 year olds".
The Anti-Joke Thread
Started by: Deadface. | Replies: 108 | Views: 5,422
Sep 25, 2008 10:43 PM #261721
Sep 25, 2008 11:06 PM #261735
Why are black guys scared of chainsaws?
Because they're sharp and can hurt them.
That's all I could come up wif. :(
Because they're sharp and can hurt them.
That's all I could come up wif. :(
Sep 25, 2008 11:17 PM #261741
why did the kid fall off his bike?
because he was an inexperienced rider.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because the branch he was sitting on was too weak to support his weight
what did one sheep say to the other sheep?
nothing, sheep don't talk
because he was an inexperienced rider.
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because the branch he was sitting on was too weak to support his weight
what did one sheep say to the other sheep?
nothing, sheep don't talk
Sep 25, 2008 11:20 PM #261745
A Blond, a Redhead, and a Brunette walk into a bar.
They enjoy a nice evening not being stereotyped.
They enjoy a nice evening not being stereotyped.
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Sep 26, 2008 1:49 AM #261886
What do you call a paraplegic in a wheelchair?
Dead man walking
What do you call three black people in a car?
Three black people in a car
What do you call 7 Jews in a car?
7 Jews in a car
Why did Yogi get the Pic-a-nic basket?
He was hungry, bitch!
Dead man walking
What do you call three black people in a car?
Three black people in a car
What do you call 7 Jews in a car?
7 Jews in a car
Why did Yogi get the Pic-a-nic basket?
He was hungry, bitch!
Sep 26, 2008 1:54 AM #261890
a blond walks into an electric store and says "Can I buy this TV?" he says "no your a blond !!" So she goes into a wig store and buys a redhead wig. She walks back into the electric store and says "Can i buy this tv? He says "No your a blond!!!!!" So she goes back into the wig store and buys a brunett wig. She goes into the electric store and says "Can I buy this tv?" Again he replies "no your a blond!" She says " How did you know I was a blond I put on 2 different wigs!" and he says "Because, thats not a tv thats a microwave!"
I lol'd when i heard this. "Courtesy Of my cousin"
I lol'd when i heard this. "Courtesy Of my cousin"
Sep 26, 2008 2:05 AM #261896
Quote from Deadface.Tell your anti jokes. If you tell a real joke, I will have you murdered.
Quote from jeffstickicidescreatora blond walks into an electric store and says "Can I buy this TV?" he says "no your a blond !!" So she goes into a wig store and buys a redhead wig. She walks back into the electric store and says "Can i buy this tv? He says "No your a blond!!!!!" So she goes back into the wig store and buys a brunett wig. She goes into the electric store and says "Can I buy this tv?" Again he replies "no your a blond!" She says " How did you know I was a blond I put on 2 different wigs!" and he says "Because, thats not a tv thats a microwave!"
I lol'd when i heard this. "Courtesy Of my cousin"
Does this include unfunny, real jokes, Deadface?
Sep 26, 2008 2:07 AM #261898
Quote from PreacherDoes this include unfunny, real jokes, Deadface?
Yes it does.
I shall commence the murder.
Quote from LakEWhat's the best thing about having sex with 30 2 year olds?
There's 30 of them.
NOTE: Saying this out loud will make it sound like you're saying "32 year olds".
That's a real joke, faggot.
The Anti-Joke version is:
What's the best thing about having sex with 20 3 year olds?
They're usually pretty experienced and are fun to have intercourse with.
Sep 26, 2008 3:14 AM #261954
dont know which this is..but...
Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is a baby.
er...wait a second...
Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is a baby.
er...wait a second...
Sep 26, 2008 3:22 AM #261960
Quote from lolkilladont know which this is..but...
Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?
ones fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is a baby.
er...wait a second...
Occasional grotesque jokes are allowed to be anti-anti-joke.
Like, what's white and bounces up and down in a crib?
A pedophile's ass.
Sep 26, 2008 3:36 AM #261972
Why did the chicken cross the road?
[any answer here is an antijoke, I think, so I'll not put an answer here.]
What's more fun than putting a dead baby on a ceiling fan to spin him around?
Stopping it with fluffy comfortable matter, and placing the child in a coffin to get a respectable resting place.
[any answer here is an antijoke, I think, so I'll not put an answer here.]
What's more fun than putting a dead baby on a ceiling fan to spin him around?
Stopping it with fluffy comfortable matter, and placing the child in a coffin to get a respectable resting place.
Sep 26, 2008 3:40 AM #261975
why didn't the blond go to a hardware store?
She didnt own a car.
What do you say to 50 sleeping babies?
Anything to keep them asleep before you cum.
She didnt own a car.
What do you say to 50 sleeping babies?
Anything to keep them asleep before you cum.
Sep 26, 2008 3:43 AM #261979
Oh shit! I just noticed!!
My sig is a ****ing antijoke!!
My sig is a ****ing antijoke!!
Sep 26, 2008 3:46 AM #261987
lol@Peaches.
I like your sig.
I like your sig.
Sep 26, 2008 3:46 AM #261988
Quote from PreacherOh shit! I just noticed!!
My sig is a ****ing antijoke!!
and its ****ing hilarious