Quote from Preacher

I happen to know him. He is my age, and did this while I was not there to punch him in the face. He is my age. -.- . New members act like this often. By the way, you, with what you've done on this forum, and even in this thread, can laugh at no one for making bad jokes, or being immature, mr/ms. Jedd STICKICIDE creator. Your jokes not only didn't follow the rules, but were just awful compared to anything, including c-rock's.

Leave this thread and stop cheaply, transparently, and unsuccessfully trying at popularity.

Thanks for defending me Kitz, didn't mean to be all noobish. Will stop posting lame jokes -_-

A little boy is going to school when he is stopped by a stranger.

The stranger tells the little boy, when his teacher asks him why he is late, just say willytop.

The boy looks at the stranger oddly, but proceeds to go to school.

He arrives 5 minutes late, and is teacher isn't that happy. His teacher asks him why he is late. All the boy says is Willytop. The teacher looks at him horrified, and sends him to the office.

Well, the boy arrives in the principals office, and the principal asks him why he was sent down. All the boy said was Willtop. The Principal was so horrified that he expelled the boy from school.

Well, the boy went home, to find his parents in the living. They told the boy they knew he was expelled, but they wanted to know why. All the boy said was Willytop. The parents were so horrified by this that they kicked him out of the house.

Well, the boy is now walking to dark town streets, when he is stopped by a cop. The cop asks him why he is walking the streets alone. All the boy says is Willytop. The cop is so disgusted, that he kicks the boy out of town.

Well, the boy is now sitting in a bar, and the bartender asks him why he is alone. All the boy said was Willytop. The bartender looked at him horrified, but before the bartender could say anything, the boy says "Please sir, I was kicked out of school, my house and even my hometown because of willytop. what does it mean sir?" The bartender nods, and tells the boy to come with him across the street, because if he tells him in the bar, the other people may get mad.

Well, the boy and the bartender are across the street from the bar. The bartender opens his mouth, but before he could speak, a drunk driver hits them both.

Q.What did the robot say to the child?

A.Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

Why did the little boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap?

Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophile father.

Whats worse than a rotten egg?

Rape

What is blue and flies around at high speeds?

a remote control airplane

when seagulls fly in a "V" shape, why is one side always longer?
because there's more birds on one side

What is the meaning of life?
Duno

Why do black people get into fights?
Because they are generally more aggressive due to their upbringing usually in somewhere which is referred to as the "ghetto"

Why don't girl's voices break?
They don't have the correct hormones. Except for the ones that do have their voice broken, they're just weird. Or the ones with the wrong organs, they're just weird. Or the one that gave me a BJ last night.

How do you get a penguin to LOL?
Talk about your life.

Quote from Fluxinator

when seagulls fly in a "V" shape, why is one side always longer?
because there's more birds on one side

What is the meaning of life?
Duno

Why do black people get into fights?
Because they are generally more aggressive due to their upbringing usually in somewhere which is referred to as the "ghetto"

Why don't girl's voices break?
They don't have the correct hormones. Except for the ones that do have their voice broken, they're just weird. Or the ones with the wrong organs, they're just weird. Or the one that gave me a BJ last night.

Eh, those aren't really anti-jokes. Those are more just asking random questions and providing a detailed answer to them. I think the whole premise behind anti-jokes is to start off with a joke, but end with a serious and detailed answer.

Police officer Stones was a blonde police officer driving down the highway one cloudy night. On the drive, she spies a car going 140 kmph.
Saving the speed onto her radar gun, she chases after the car, and in time, pulls it over.
She steps out of her vehicle and walks over to the car, now perched on the side of the road. She says, "You were going 140 kmph, could I see your driver's liscense?" The driver handed her a mirror in response. "Give me your fucking driver's liscense." Officer Stones said.

There was a jew, a black and a caucasian.
The white guy says " Yo nigger, git me a drink"
The black guy punched him in the face and kidney.

There was a jew, a black, and an unconscious caucasian.
The black guy left to shoot some hoopz.
The caucasion started to vomit.

There was a jew and newly dead caucasian.
The Jew left.

Over time the body decomposed, and turned into a skeleton.

There was a skeleton.

um... i dont know about that one. i dont see it as any sort of "joke".

A drunk and a priest walked into a bar. once they were talking for a while, the drunk decided to get baptized and saved. the man, still drunk, went to the nearest river. the priest dunked him and brought him up.
"did you find jesus?"

"no."
so he dunked him again.
"did you find jesus"

"no"

The priest dunked the man a third time.

he drowned.



I made it up in 5 seconds. (i take no responsibility for the failure of this...thing.")

A man went to a shop to buy a chicken. The worker said "no you dont wand a chicken, you want a cock" so he got a cock. He went to get a pheasent but the man said "nooo you want a pullit, theyre much better", so he got the pullit. He then wanted a donkey, but the worker said "no you want an ass", so he bought the ass. He now had a cockrel, a pullit and an ass.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? None cuz alligatorz can't fly.

how many pakistanis can you fit in a car?
It depends on their mass and weight distribution.

What do you call a Hispanic working at a pizza hut?

an employee.

public boolean joke(boolean laugh=false)

{

    if(trueJokeThread=false)

    {

        String antijoke=new String("Why do People watch porn?");

        String pun=new String("To masturbate and fantasize.");

        if(funny){

            laugh=true;

            return laugh;

        }

    }else{

        ****You=true;

    }

}

NO ONE can top my nerd.

Quote from Gavel

Eh, those aren't really anti-jokes. Those are more just asking random questions and providing a detailed answer to them. I think the whole premise behind anti-jokes is to start off with a joke, but end with a serious and detailed answer.

The black person one was, actually. The other's weren't bad, but still not so much anti-jokes.