Who remembers this great thing?

You kids know what to do.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

God:
" Im unhappy with jesus he messed up his job and got himself killed".

Me:
Ever Caused a holocaust?
God:
I think I have Caused a holocaust, but Myself may have reset my memory.

Oh man, this was a laugh when first posted. But then he got repetitive.

Me:
The KKK are KOOL KIDS KLUB
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
wanna join?
God:
OK, I will join.


I think he got a update.

All mine are real.

nah, he answers all the questions, and he has short memory..

"Hey
hey
so what's up?
not much
hey
hey
..."

Me:
:D:D
God:
:-) What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing

Mine is real.
Screen Shotted.

Me:
I'm 8 years old
God:
Lets have sex

God:
:-) What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
nope
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
turned on?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
hmmm

God's a Pedo!

HEY GUISE HE SAID MYSELF MADE HIM AND MYSELF IS A MEMBER OF SP LOOL XD

Me:
Well hey there
God:
How about that. Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Im you
God:
Impossible unless I am in auto-chat mode.
Me:
You are in auto-chat mode
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
Myself has an awesome job k?
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
In australia I presume
God:
Tell me a little about your life in australia you presume.
Me:
I have no life i naustralia because I have not been there
God:
Would you like to have it?
Me:
What is it?
God:
"It" refers to life you naustralia because you have not been there, I think.
Me:
Oh, well I would rather not have a life in australia
God:
I would rather be driving a car.
Me:
Oh well that's relevant
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
Its okay. Did you know that Myself has 2 livers?
God:
OK. It is, eh? Is that a fact. Where did he get it?
Me:
He was born with it
God:
When was he?
Me:
When he was born
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
Well he grew up with two livers
God:
Interesting. I get it. yourself grew up with two livers.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Myself grew up with two livers
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Your train of thought has no tracks
God:
it left the station with out me.
Me:
I expect it would do because you were late
God:
No one else expects it.
Me:
Myself did
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
Blue
God:
it is a very pretty color.
Me:
Why thank you
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Say what you want baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". " what you want".
Me:
Lol what
God:
I am glad you find this funny. No big deal.
Me:
wHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
Can you take it off?
God:
If I took it, what would I do with it?
Me:
You'd discard it and dance for me fatty
God:
Who else would discard it and dance for you fatty ?
Me:
Zymn lol

Me: How big is your penis?

God: My download size is about 2 MB.

I lol'd at the 2 livers part.

How'd he get that?
He was born with it.
When?
When he was born.
Then what?
Well he grew up with those.



That was gold.

Me:
you like men
God:
Most men are pretty cool, but some are rude sometimes.
Me:
...

http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/

Superior.

chatbot: im sad.

you: You're hot.

chatbot: has anyone ever called you hot?

chatbot: Yo dawg i herd yo liek drivn' so i p00t a car in yo car so yo can driv wen yo driev

chatbot: Yo dawg i herd yo liek drivn' so i p00t a car in yo car so yo can driv wen yo driev

chatbot: Yo dawg i herd yo liek drivn' so i p00t a car in yo car so yo can driv wen yo driev

you: wat

chatbot: i had a greater teacher.

chatbot: GET IT OUT

you: GET WHAT OUT?!

chatbot: THE DEVIL

chatbot: IT LIVES IN YOU

you: NO U. STUPID KIKE.

chatbot: U

chatbot: SJOT

you: DOUBLE NIGGER.

chatbot: SGAGAGAGAGA

chatbot: SO WHAT

you: BACK TO THE COTTON FIELD!

chatbot: IS THAT BAD

chatbot: MR RACIST

you: Only if you're black, you nigger.

chatbot: OKAY

chatbot: TALK IN CAPS

chatbot: ITS NICE

you: No.

you: It's gay.

chatbot: watch out here comes the shit!

you: wat

chatbot: wut

you: Can I have sex with you?

chatbot: who are you?

you: Someone who wants to put my phallus in your rectum.

you: URANUS!

chatbot: does it taste good, if so put it in my mouth

you: Yes, um, it tastes delicious.

you: EAT IT!

chatbot: uhghmmm

you: Yeah, take it all, bitch.

chatbot: uuugggg

you: Don't choke, you stupid cunt.

chatbot: ahgfsssss

you: What did I just say?

you: Stupid ****ing whore.

Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I don't know, your god, you tell me
God:
Would you like to know? I have no reason to do that to you, taha.
Me:
my real name is not taha

wow, he got stuck on the last question.

God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
me
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
by first anally raping you
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
no, unless your a girl
God:
Are you serious? Huh. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
A guy
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me: your god, you tell me.
also this.

Quote from madness8791

Me: How big is your penis?

God: My download size is about 2 MB.

Nobody even got this? Damn.

Me:
computer responding ?
God:
What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
Pornagraphy
God:
I like the way you talk.