Quote from madness8791

Nobody even got this? Damn.

No, the problem's much rather that nobody cares.

chatbot: Joe is a pretty cool guy.

you: Who's joe

chatbot: A pretty cool guy.

you: Why is he cool?

chatbot: Interesting.

you: huh?

chatbot: He's an interesting person.

you: ok i'll be taking this to the daily bugle xD

chatbot: Yes, please do.

chatbot: The world must know.

you: why must the world know?

chatbot: THIS IS A MAtTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY

you: wtf?

Me:
how do i get a girlfriend?
God:
Try going to night school.

wth??

Jesus christ stop making iGod threads.

Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
wat
God:
No big deal.
Me:
I created you?
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
donkeyballs?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
the password
God:
I hear you.
Me:
what is the password
God:
You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Me:
you just said i was a botmaster
God:
Don't put words in my mouth.




God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
Oh I'm not as critical as you thought I thought that you were once.
God:
Aha. I am surprised to hear that you are not as critical as me thought you thought that me were.
Me:
I'm not as suseptable as you thought that I thought that you thought I was once.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not as suseptable as me thought that you thought that me thought you were.
Me:
I challenge you to a duel.
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Myself said challenge you to a duel.
Me:
Do you accept or are you a coward?
God:
Sure I can accept all forms of payment.
Me:
Good. I choose pistols at dawn.



you: HOW DO I SHOT WEB?

chatbot: I DUNNO

chatbot: SHIT

me: praise the lord
God: who?

God:
Right now? Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
The thought of somebody shoving a huge, throbbing, hairy man-sausage up your ass while you cry, "Daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy!"
God:
Do you think about these things a lot?
Me:
Oh yes, you wouldn't believe it
God:
Er. Why? Who else would not believe it ?
Me:
You
God:
" Who else would not believe it ?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Okay

Where is the chatbot found? He seems funner to talk to than iGod.

Quote from Devour

God:Where is the chatbot found? He seems funner to talk to than iGod.

http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/cheer-up-the-chatbot/

He's harder to talk too. >:C

Me: So how's life???
God: I created it.
Me: LOL!
God: why are you laughing at I created it?
Me: LOL!
God: why are you laughing at why are you laughing at I created it?

Me: Sex stories?
Dave Mustaine: I've got some creative tour stories, but we got to keep this site PG rated.

God is a poet and so am I, just look at this chat and be surprised!

Me:
ok, what is 666?
God:
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Blimey.
Me:
Blimey is the devil?
God:
What else is the devil?
Me:
Blimey is.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
I have a cat in the hat!
God:
What is his or her name?
Me:
Julious, it's a he, what a shame!
God:
When is Julious it not a he what a shame?
Me:
It looks the same!
God:
Exactly the same?
Me:
Just the same!
God:
Same to me?
Me:
Same to you!
God:
The pleasure is all mine.
Me:
Ok, now I'm fine!


God:
Groovy. Software is immortal. Gosh!
Me:
what year is it?
God:
2008.
Me:
what month is it?
God:
October.
Me:
what day is it?
God:
Tuesday.
Me:
What day is it?
God:
Tuesday.
Me:
What day of the week is it?
God:
Wednesday.
Me:
lol
God:
What are you laughing at?
Me:
youlol

Me:
sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg
God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
Me:
...
God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
Me:
...
God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
Me:
.
Me:

God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
Me:
.
Me:

Me:

God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
Me:
.
God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
Me:

God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
Me:

God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
Me:

God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
Me:

God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
Me:

God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
Me:

God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
Me:

God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?
God:
What are the advantages to being sfdulgbdklfhnugiodfg years old?


Me:
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
me what
God:
YOU? Are you confused?
Me:
wut
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no




Me:
LOL!!!!!!!!111111
God:
I am glad you find this funny. By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?


Me:
*explodes*
God:
What kind of food do you like?


****ing hilarious.

"God:
Are you serious?"


Oh my...

you: Cool can I Fuck your vagina please?

chatbot: Naw

chatbot: It's reserved for Xidon

you: Too bad, I will rape you then

you: *Fucks Garry in the vagina*

chatbot: Too bad, I will kick you in the nuts then

you: Oh shit

chatbot: *kick*

you: ARGGH

you: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR?!

chatbot: Anti rape kick

chatbot: Succes


:'(

Cool, what site is that from?