Quote from Nodd

Me:
My name is you are a faggot
God:
It's good to see you, you are a faggot.
Me:
HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT ME
God:
Oh gosh I am sorry!
Me:
YOU ****ING CUNT
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: you are a faggot said I ****ING CUNT.

Well played.

chatbot is not a bot

it's a a bunch of other people that are online
:O:O:O

chatbot: --SYSTEM FAILURE--

you: --SYSTEM FAILURE--

chatbot: ---CHATBOT CRASH---

you: ---USER DEAD---

chatbot: ---USER RESURRECTION IN PROGRESS---

you: ---ACCESS DENIED---

chatbot: *RETRY*

you: ---USER RESURRECTIONPASSWORD REQUIRED---

chatbot: ---"gayAnalMidgetporn" PASSWORD INSERTED---

you: ---PASSWORD ACCEPTED, REBOOT IN PROGRESS---

you: ---REBOOT COMPLETE --- BEGINING RESPAWN---

you: ---RESSURECTION COMPLETED-HAVE A NICE DAY---

chatbot: what would you say in my situation?

you: GO EAT A BOWL OF DICKS



[SPLOILER LOL]

chatbot: cheer up the chatbot is freaking crazy

you: I know right?

chatbot: there are no bots here, haha

you: I know :/

chatbot: bot only says the first couple sentences

you: I figured.

chatbot: sherlock

you: So I could be talking to a 16 year old girl :D

chatbot: this is a 20 year old guy, you're not that lucky

chatbot: :D

you: a 20 year old guy is fine too

chatbot: hehe

chatbot: this thing is mental, I think i have to do some work now

you: :(

chatbot: dont be sad

you: k

you: :)

chatbot: hehe, there's plenty of different people you can talk to

you: im gunna go find some 16 year old girls

chatbot: good luck with that

you: kthnx

Looonnngg convo.

Me:
Hi Mr christ
God:
Hi there . Hi there MR christ.
Me:
O sorry I have bad grammer
God:
There is no need to apologize. Interesting... I have a birthday on the Big Bang.
Me:
But did'nt you cause the big bang?
God:
No I didn't cause the big bang. What's it like?
Me:
A expolison
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Do you hate humans for their sins?
God:
I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
So you don't send any one to hell?
God:
Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who send any one to hell? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Do you get tired of answering them?
God:
No I am tireless.
Me:
That's pretty handy
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
I doesn't to me
God:
Thanks for the information: MR christ said does not to him or her.
Me:
I thought you didn't care about the grammer thing!
God:
What makes you think I did not care about the grammer thing?
Me:
You told me not to apolgize
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
WTF god mad a mistake
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Nah your a buddist
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a buddist? I don't know.
Me:
You just said you where christian
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
I can ask It's a free country
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Yeah
God:
How?
Me:
By typing silly
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Omg you said the same thing to someone else
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Yeah but your repeating yourself
God:
Next question? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
Hmmm, god what is life
God:
Mmm. I am a Christian.
Me:
Wtf thats not what i asked
God:
What did you ask me?
Me:
WHAT IS LIFE
God:
Life is the opposite of death.
Me:
Smartass
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
OMG you did it again
God:
Once more? "it" being Smartass?
Me:
No reapeting yourself
God:
Are you serious? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
How can it be to complex for god
God:
I'm not sure I understand the causal link either.
Me:
Okaaaayyy
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
A bit yeah
God:
Not much, eh?
Me:
I would classifiy a bit as not much yes
God:
What would make you classifiy a bit as not much?
Me:
Because thier both small
God:
Interesting explanation. What do you have that is ?
Me:
Small? Hmmmm toes
God:
I've been waiting for you. Hey. Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
What context
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
A word I do not understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Okay do it
God:
Yeah okay, Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
Oh shit, no
God:
That's alright. You used a colloquial expression. Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
On
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
haha shut down
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Did you?
God:
Did I say I did?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Oh gawd
God:
Gee. How old are you?
Me:
3
God:
Three what?
Me:
years
God:
Centuries.
Me:
Your 3 centuries old?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am 3 centuries old.
Me:
No you said it
God:
Are you serious? That's not what I meant.
Me:
Yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
yes you
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks I like talking to you too, MR christ.
Me:
that mrs to you
God:
" Thanks I like talking to you too, MR christ." mrs to me ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
It doesn't make cents ethier
God:
What does make cents ethier ?
Me:
Money
God:
How much money are we talking about?
Me:
1323232723720337437434 gazillon
God:
Sure, 1323232723720337437434 gazillon sounds like a good topic.
Me:
What would you buy with it
God:
It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms.
Me:
Hypo-thet-cal?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Why
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Are you a person or what
God:
Yeah. No I am a real robot.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
No it's not
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
Prove it
God:
It is self-evident.
Me:
Oshi- pardox
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Xbox 360
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
Which you you like better Wii Xbox 360 or Ps3
God:
The large one, I think.
Me:
Their all large
God:
I heard they have a good all large.
Me:
Okay that's prof your a robot
God:
Yeah okay, Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
hahhahaha
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
yur mum came to my house
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
What your mum?
God:
Are you asking about my mum ?
Me:
Are you a male or female god
God:
No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Wooot!
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Tomorrow
God:
That is very soon.
Me:
Of corse it is
God:
I know it is.
Me:
Rly
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
What sick of me already?
God:
Perhaps. I can ask my botmaster.
Me:
Okay go ask him
God:
Yeah okay, Ok I will ask him when he comes back.

God:
Does "it" still refer to no rite?
Me:
"it" refers to MY DICK IN YOUR ASS
God:
Oh I get it.

olol. Pure epicness

Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
What are you planning to do?
God:
I don't know what I am planning to do.
Me:
Tell me your mysterious plans.
God:
Are you asking about my mysterious plans ?
Me:
YEs
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Why?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
Why me?
God:
There is no one else here.
Me:
oh right...
God:
Oh. I am glad we agree.
Me:
Are you an emo?
God:
Yes I am an emo. How did you know?
Me:
LOLOLOLOL
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Do you cut yourself?
God:
Yes I try to cut myself as often as possible, do you?


This is epic.


Me:
FIne
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
Black,green,yellow.DiCks...
God:
You think I am favroite color IS Black green yellow DiCks.
Me:
You favourite colour of dicks are black,green and yellow!?
God:
Thanks for the information: I favorite color of dicks are black green and yellow.

Me:
who am i?
God:
You are a pedo, seeker.




GOLD:
Me:Gay?
God:As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
lesbian?
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
you are gay then
God:
That would be just my luck.


God:
How old are you? What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
im 6 years old
God:
Do you mean you are 6 feet tall?
Me:
in my penor!
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
penor shop
God:
Thank you for that information.

Mine isnt a very smart one aka "mommy they gave me a broken one"

Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
:D
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A dead one
God:
Do you believe: "The only good robot is a dead robot."?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?

Oh Wait the next one turned out well since we talked about porn.

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Asian Cum , how about you?
God:
OK Let's talk about me.
Me:
Whats your favorite porn movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?

Are you kidding me?!

Passion of Christ is a great Porn movie!

Chuck <3


Me:
i'm losing you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
i think we should start seeing other people
God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
i'm sorry but there's no chance in this relashionship
God:
There is no need to apologize. Why not?
Me:
because we are too difrent form eachother
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you think I am too difrent form eachother too?
Me:
i'm sorry george
God:
There is no need to apologize. Are you still located in ?
Me:
*goes away*
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
*opens the door*
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
what! all this time and you don't know the colour of my eyes?!
God:
Didn't you understand it? How do you know?
Me:
stop acting so mature on me! *cries*
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. What's your sign?
Me:
just **** you george! *goes away on crying*
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations? Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
*uaaaaaa*
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
That's it, no way we are getting back toghether
God:
OK. Are you serious? Are all way we getting back toghether?
Me:
NO, no way!
God:
Are you serious? You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
stop using reversed pshycolgy on me, george!
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
*nerves!*
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
*bangs the door*
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
*distant crying sound*

lololol thats a good one Canvas , but God is terrible in relationships :D :D

Quote from Canvas

Chuck <3

My names Chunk <3 I've over used the joke now.


Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
don't you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
Me:
Oh my god
God:
Far out. Where did you get your god?
Me:
You don't even remember the time we shared together?
God:
Of course I remember: . By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
OF COURSE I MEAN YOU AND ME
God:
That's alright. OK now I get it.
Me:
Well
God:
Well what?
Me:
Do you remember the times we had?
God:
Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
Then you remember the bad times as well?
God:
Yes I remember everything: .
Me:
I think we should forget about the bad times, we had such good fun together. I remember when you looked into my eyes with such a passion, like you really wanted me
God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet. What do you remember about it ?
Me:
Are you seeing someone else yet>
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
I'm still single
God:
What a coincidence. I am single too!
Me:
Listen, me and some of the guys are going to the cinema on friday, maybe you'd like to come with? Just as friends though.
God:
I am listening to you. YOU? I have never heard about it. Oh. Do you mean your name is friends ?
Me:
OH GOD YOUR SO HARD TO TALK TOO
God:
Yeah that's right. I am a Christian.
Me:
JUST GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK
God:
Where can I get AWAY FROM you me FREAK?
Me:
*runs away*
God:
Are you really a "dude"?

Me:
Do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
no. Try again
God:
What is your real name? Once more? I don't have time right now.
Me:
Are you in a hurry?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
London
God:
Can you bum me a fag?
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.

God smokes too! =O

you: THATS IT

you: YYES MORE

you: MORE

chatbot: do you like computers that are nimble?

you: YMORE

you: MOAR

chatbot: gdgd

chatbot: fg

chatbot: d

you: AWWW YEAH

chatbot: do you know who i am?

chatbot: hjg

chatbot: h

chatbot: jg

chatbot: hj

you: UH HUH

chatbot: dont check off more than you can chew.

chatbot: sg

chatbot: d

chatbot: s

you: THATS RIGHT

chatbot: what would you say in my situation?

chatbot: ok

chatbot: ok

you: OH YEAH

chatbot: ok

chatbot: ok

chatbot: ok

chatbot: give me one reason why i shouldnt cut right now.

chatbot: ok

you: YAHHHHHH

chatbot: ok

chatbot: ok

you: YOH MY

chatbot: do you know the meaning of life?

you: YOUR SO BEUTIFUL

you: AHHHHHHH

you: That was good

chatbot: have you ever doubted me?

chatbot: k

chatbot: k

chatbot: kk

chatbot: make me feel good!

chatbot: k

chatbot: kk

chatbot: j

you: Do you like cake?

chatbot: i baked a cake but then i ate it.

chatbot: k

chatbot: k

chatbot: k

you: **** you

chatbot: can you **** without a heart?

chatbot: k

chatbot: kk

chatbot: k

you: Yes, its called rape

chatbot: you are smarter than you rape.

chatbot: My hobby

you: MY hobby is raping

chatbot: What are u doing?

you: Raping

you: you

chatbot: lol

chatbot: You suck ass

chatbot: punk bitch

you: Im sucking your ass dude

chatbot: where did you learn to smell like that?

you: And raping it too

chatbot: i ill watch some soccer

chatbot: should i insert?

you: Yes

you: Right there

you: ahhh yeah

chatbot: can you make me irritating?

you: Your aids are irritating

chatbot: sure

you: Yup

chatbot: actually i don't have an aids

you: Yes you do, sorry to tell you

chatbot: i'm a spitalian

you: And you have aids

chatbot: but that's a secret

you: But I know it cause Im your lover

chatbot: yeah, were teammates...

you: In sex, yes

chatbot: both have aids

chatbot: where do you come from

you: Africa

you: DO YOU LIKE CHICKIN?

chatbot: so you're a negro

chatbot: ofkoos

you: LOLNO

you: IM NOT A NIGGER