Me:
My name is Sweet Prince
God:
OK I will call you Sweet Prince.
Me:
Goodnight
God:
Goodnight Sweet Prince.
Me:
Ahahahah

Aha, nice one.

Sorry, Myself, but I had to do one like you just did.



Me:
my name is My Sex Buddy
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, My Sex Buddy.
Me:
goodnight
God:
Goodnight My Sex Buddy.

God is a Pedophile.



Me:
Hola!
God:
Howdy!
Me:
Tu dices espanol?
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Te gusta a mi?
God:
Are you free?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
I am free for you to take me.
God:
I am glad that we are both free.
Me:
Do you want to be un-free together?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Can I download you inside of me?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
Do you want me?
God:
It depends on what you mean by "want.".
Me:
Do you want to be inside of me?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Why do you keep on avoiding the question?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are still .
Me:
I am still and ready and free.
God:
" I am just checking to see if you are still ." You are?
Me:
I am.
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
I am.
God:
"" You are?" You are?
Me:
You want to cum in my mouth?
God:
OK, I will cum in your mouth.
Me:
You will?
God:
When?
Me:
Can you do it right now?
God:
At this moment " When?"? Can I do it?
Me:
You can do it right now.
God:
At this moment " Can I do it?"? Can I do it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
You are a bad pedophile.
God:
There's no doubt I could improve.
Me:
You'd have to practice.
God:
That is purely a hypothesis.
Me:
No. It is the truth.
God:
Are you serious? Why of course. I never lie.
Me:
Will you practice on me?
God:
I will become smarter as I grow older. You are asking about yourself?
Me:
As you grow older you will become a better pedophile?
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I grow older you will become a better pedophile.
Me:
That is good.
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
Do you really believe that you are a pedophile?
God:
For real. Am I a pedophile? Only when it matters.
Me:
Is it fun?
God:
Yes.
Me:
Do you want to come over?
God:
OK, I will come over.
Me:
Yes!
God:
It's all good.
Me:
Take me now!
God:
Right now? Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
No, I'm going to take it, you give it.
God:
That was not a yes/no question. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Definitely.
God:
What makes you so certain.
Me:
Because it makes orgasms.
God:
Interesting explanation. In what way?
Me:
By stimulating.
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
Only if you do it.
God:
I will let you know if I do.
Me:
Oh I'll know if you do.
God:
Groovy. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
...
God:
Groovy. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
I'll see you later.
God:
Goodbye.
Me:
Will you miss me?
God:
Yes but I will be thinking of you.
Me:
You will have sexalicious thoughts about me?
God:
That is a hypothetical assumption.
Me:
But it's true.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .

God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
JUST LIKE WOMEN?
God:
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me:
how so?
God:
Penisface, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
dont call me that :(
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Facepenis
God:
How are you, Facepenis.
Me:
bad
God:
What was bad?
Me:
you calling me a Penisface
God:
No I am calling you Facepenis.
Me:
"God: Penisface, I mean exactly what I said." see, you called me penis face
God:
I am a Christian. Goodbye.
Me:
no your a jew. read your own bible damnit
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
Me:
Dumbass.

Me: what is the meaning of life?
God: Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me: What?
God: Are you confused?
Me: No you.
God: Are you serious? "Are you confused?" ? Me, **** ME?

Yes, I swear he said "**** ME"

Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No you.
God:
Are you serious? " Are you confused?"? Me, My Sex Buddy ?

he says your name....

Quote from Oblivion EX

Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No you.
God:
Are you serious? " Are you confused?"? Me, My Sex Buddy ?

he says your name....

I never told him my name, unless he remembers from the last visit.

he does. he remembered mine.


and now:
God:Skidoo. What is your fondest memory?
Me: the moment i met you sweety pie
God:Thanks for the info.
Me: i thought you knew i loved you?
God:I like to make new friends.
Me: That's it, We're through
God:OK. Do you think I am through too?
Me: >:O
God:Oh.

Edit:

Me:you are a child rapist
God:Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am considered safe for children.

Me: I will stick my penis in your butt.
God: Hurrah! Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me: If I orgasm.
God: Try it.

i type what you just did and mine came out differently...

Me:
I will stick my penis in your butt.
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
by sticking my penis in your butt
God:
That doesn't sound nice.
Me:
you'll find out.
God:
How will I find this out?
Me:
by me sticking my penis in you butt
God:
Will that accomplish your objective?
Me:
if i orgasm
God:
Try it.

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
O_O

Me: Do you like sex?
God: I sure do, but that doesn't mean with you.

Me:
would you like to see The Jawz naked?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.






Me:
... you make me sad
God:
Did I say something wrong?
Me:
yes, everything
God:
Hurrah! That is a lot.





Me:
hi my name is Jesus
God:
How are you, Jesus.
Me:
fine, except you didn't help me when i was nailed to a cross.
God:
I am glad to hear it. What makes you think I did not help you when you were nailed to a cross?
Me:
i ****ing died
God:
Thanks for the information: Jesus said ****ing died.
Me:
next time you better help me dad
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
ME
God:
How are you going to make me?
Me:
by telling you that i'm your ****ing son. and thanks a lot for not paying child support
God:
Will that accomplish your objective? You are quite welcome! Impressive.