i thought women either chose, or randomly got pregnant, and babies came out of their belly buttons

boners were painful for me. i thought babies came out of a womens butt.

I thought the sun set in Arizona at night time, that's why the sunsets there are awesome, and the rocks are red.

I thought that, instead of us traveling, the world would simply turn and we would be moved across it. But our mind would trick us into thinking we were walking.

I felt so clever thinking of that as a kid.

I thought inside we were just full of blood that just kind of sloshed around.

Foxes had 3 eyes. Saw a photo once.

I thought I was burnt

Girls peed out of their ass.

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Girls peed out of their ass.

I have a friend that thought that.

He was 16 when he found out it wasn't true.

i still don't get it. It comes out their vagina?!!

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i still don't get it. It comes out their vagina?!!

Are you ****ing stupid?




It comes out thier mouths.

I thought bunnies laid eggs and foxes laid tomatoes.

I thought everyone else was as awesome as me


Looking back; it's preposterous

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I thought that, instead of us traveling, the world would simply turn and we would be moved across it. But our mind would trick us into thinking we were walking.

I felt so clever thinking of that as a kid.

Like this. I thought that you would move incrementally faster if you drove in the opposite direction the earth was turning.

I also thought that if you jumped through your TV screen you could be in the TV show. Which led to lots of philosophical and painful thoughts about re-runs.

=/

I also thought that nipples were gross.