Quote from Darc-kNiGhT

I thought you couldn't piss if you had a boner.

Proved mahself wrong.

I totally can do that. Is there something wrong with me?

I said that I proved myself wrong.

I thought heaven was in the clouds which meant Jesus had to duck every time a plane went by

I thought you could eat clouds.

More to come.

I used to think that my penis was small.

I thought that if you put your penis in a girl, she automatically would get pregnant.

I also thought that in deep concrete swimming pools, there was a giant whale or squid in the middle of the deep end at the bottom, and if I swam over it, it would pull me down and kill me. This might be why I like pictures with giant creatures. And after I got past that fallacy, I thought if I swam down above the white grate/drain in the bottom of the pool, it would suck out my guts.

I never thought where babies came from, maybe because I hated them and I still do lol

Quote from Wartooth

I used to think that my penis was small.

your penis is still...


nah too easy.

I used to think life would be hard.

I used to think life would be easy.

Checkmate.no seriously, it's easy.

I used to think it was wrong to rape little girls.

OH U

I used to think that if you sat on the suction cap of a pool or spa it would such out your stomach and guts.

That I had a pannel in my bedroom wall were I could push a button and a elevator would open up in the wall.

Scared of the dark

That girls had three holes. One for piss one for shit and one for babies, or that they were just the one hole