I thought, to get a girl pregnant, you had to take off your clothes then make out and the girl automatically got pregnant.

i thought that black chicks were way hotter than white chicks. which led me to believe that I had been black in another life.

i thought my life was a dream @.@

I thought girls pee'd out there vagina. (I didn't know there was a small tiny hole called the urethra)

I thought if I pushed my hand really hard on the ground for a long enough time I would push threw the earth and everything around me would fall threw the hole.

I thought stars where giant light bulbs in the air

I thought a period was a time when a girl just got all pissed off.

yeah...

I thought that my dick looked like a crayola crayon.

wait, it still does.

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I thought that my dick looked like a crayola crayon.

wait, it still does.

Yours too?

We should mate.

Slightly related:
I ****ING LOVE TRAMPOLINES, AND THE FEELING THAT ENSUES FROM BOUNCING EXTREMELY HIGH AND JUST GOING LIMP, FALLING ON YOUR BACK.

**** YES

BUT IT'S BETTER LANDING ON YOUR STOMACH

I used to think licking batteries would give me energy.

lolololol!!!!! ahahah that's awesome

When I land on my stomach, my chest hurts, and I have to have the side of my face slap the tarp.

Shit sucks. Back is still the champion of landing positions.

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I thought, to get a girl pregnant, you had to take off your clothes then make out and the girl automatically got pregnant.

This kid is stupid.

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i thought my life was a dream @.@

Me, too.

I also thought I was an alien and didn't realize it and one morning I would wake up with my skin all over the ground revealing alien skin.

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This kid is stupid.

Qft...DFfdfdsjkfds

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When I land on my stomach, my chest hurts, and I have to have the side of my face slap the tarp.

Shit sucks. Back is still the champion of landing positions.

It means you're landing wrong.