If a native Hawaiian woman places the flower on her right ear, she is available. (The bigger the flower, the more desperate)
No piece of normal-size paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
Quote from LakEI heard you didn't have a penis. My sources are reliable.
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I got some
-Our eyes are the same size since birth
-The word "democracy" is banned in online chat rooms in China (obvious, no?)
-Every second over 7,000 Coca-Cola products are consumed.
-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
Quote from billster-knightthomas edison, lgihtbulb inventor, was afraid fo the dark
Quote from billster-knightthomas edison, lightbulb inventor, was afraid fo the dark
Quote from dr.sassyoh Really?
I dont know if this is better but --- Dry fish food can make goldfish constipated.
AND --- King Henry III of France, Louis XVI of France and Napoleon all suffered from ailurophobia--fear of cats. --- 9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb.This isn't true; Joseph Swan did. --- A German World War II submarine was sunk due to malfunction of the toilet.
And one that FREAKED me out is --- Men with a certain rare medical condition can breastfeed babies