Drop you tall stories about you drunken adventures.


Par example:
I always use my bike to go to the city from my home, which is about 8 kilometers apart.
But last night I was so drunk I couldn't find my bike (next to the bar). So I was stumbling around found a bike I thought was mine and started trying to pry open the lock with my key. I somehow twisted my finger in the progress.
When I finally gave up I just started walking. (it was around 4am)
Somewhere along the line I was hassled by a group of chav's (I guess thats the best way to describe them) but I just babbled on about how I couldn't find my bike that they where lost in the story and helped me look, without result of course. I just kept walking and ended up in front of my house someway (around 6am). I put my key in the lock end THEN I remembered where I left my bike. Then I just dropped dead on my bed and woke up around 2pm feeling like a retard :').
Along the way I also tried to climb in a weird arty project in the middle of a roundabout. I already did that once, but now it was pretty much frozen so I kept sliding of. I have no Idea why I even tried to climb on it :')

(the weird arty thingy)

Whenever I get drunk, I never remember what happened. I just where I woke up, which is almost always an Alley, and I know that I have a hangover.

No, your just dutch, and I'm english.

Well it is extremely Irish to wake up in an alley...
And I know a lot of people who often wake up in weird places who are dutch also.

ehheeheheheh

When I used to get drunk outside, we did lots of fun things. Once I met a guy and we were singing Gorillaz songs in the park.

Also, people tell me how funny I am when I'm drunk.

This is all over now anyway. I haven't drunk for a month now and I intend to keep it that way. I don't need any substances to feel good and to relax.

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ehheeheheheh

When I used to get drunk outside, we did lots of fun things. Once I met a guy and we were singing Gorillaz songs in the park.

Also, people tell me how funny I am when I'm drunk.

This is all over now anyway. I haven't drunk for a month now and I intend to keep it that way. I don't need any substances to feel good and to relax.

But you do need it to get drunk :D
It's fun once in a while.
I'm tanked pretty much every weekend. Not really drunk though, just "happy" :')

Well I got drunk and then I went sleep,nothing special.
I was in a building with 2 floors.
In the first was toilet.
I was sleeping the the upper one.
I woke up and I couldnt see anything.
Yes, I wanted to go to the toilet, it was so ****ing hard to remember what floor I am in.
I managed to get to the toilet in time.

I have more stories, this one is most trecent.

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Well it is extremely Irish to wake up in an alley...
And I know a lot of people who often wake up in weird places who are dutch also.

It was in Oslo, you do not wake up in your apartment unless you are Jesus Christ.

Awsome! XD
Scandinavian liquor is the best.

Quote from Kaas

Awsome! XD
Scandinavian liquor is the best.

I worked in a pub so I got like the first three rounds free because I was like best friends with all the barmen there.

It was the only place that'd serve me seriously good alcohol as well.

The only drunk stories i have are negative towards drink but .. whatever

My parents and i were coming home from a night out , and my mum got pissed at my dad at something , she then ran at him , knocking him on his ass , she then kicked him in the side . he got up she then knocked him on his ass again . she fell over . he then got up and cracked his foot into her face... scary stuff for a 12 year old to watch. Acholoc can be fun though

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The only drunk stories i have are negative towards drink but .. whatever

My parents and i were coming home from a night out , and my mum got pissed at my dad at something , she then ran at him , knocking him on his ass , she then kicked him in the side . he got up she then knocked him on his ass again . she fell over . he then got up and cracked his foot into her face... scary stuff for a 12 year old to watch. Acholoc can be fun though

What the **** man, your parents were wrestlers?

DID HE BATISTA BOMB HER?

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What the **** man, your parents were wrestlers?

DID HE BATISTA BOMB HER?

Dude , not cool.

No seriously, it sounds like a wrestling match.

Were they scantily dressed as well?