Post excessively crappy yet not entirely depressing things that have happened to you in your life. Yes, this does mean that Mantha is not allowed to post anything about her life.

Posting these things will do one of several things, make other people feel better about their lives, convince you of your superiority in your mediocre existence, or give some people things to laugh about.

Etc.

I failed all my classes save one, which wasn't even a class that mattered, so not only do I have to re-take all of them this year I'm on academic probation and I owe me mum a lot of money.

the only person i ever cared about in my entire life ever was raped by her brother.

as i have mentioned, surely a thousand times before.

also, as i have probably mentioned, surely a thousand times before, i am nearly insane because of it.

not even joking.

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the only person i ever cared about in my entire life ever was raped by her brother.

as i have mentioned, surely a thousand times before.

also, as i have probably mentioned, surely a thousand times before, i am nearly insane because of it.

not even joking.

I said not entirely depressing things.

;_;

near-insanity has made me who i am today

:)

And aren't we lucky it did?

I have no relatives that have not had a near-death experience.

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the only person i ever cared about in my entire life ever was raped by her brother.

as i have mentioned, surely a thousand times before.

also, as i have probably mentioned, surely a thousand times before, i am nearly insane because of it.

not even joking.

Where was i when you mentioned this D:

I blew my load into pregnancy zone.
That
is
not
good.

I woke up with a sheet of snow on my balls.

And I went to england to escape the snow

I was in a band with my cousin and his mates, and we played in my nans garage. One day she called us up to tell us it was too loud, and my grandad (whilst alone) said we should dig a big ditch in the back garden. I then replied "what, to put nan in?". We all laughed a little, and the next week she died.

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I blew my load into pregnancy zone.
That
is
not
good.

FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu-

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I was in a band with my cousin and his mates, and we played in my nans garage. One day she called us up to tell us it was too loud, and my grandad (whilst alone) said we should dig a big ditch in the back garden. I then replied "what, to put nan in?". We all laughed a little, and the next week she died.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's awesome

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Post excessively crappy yet not entirely depressing things that have happened to you in your life. Yes, this does mean that Mantha is not allowed to post anything about her life.

Posting these things will do one of several things, make other people feel better about their lives, convince you of your superiority in your mediocre existence, or give some people things to laugh about.

Etc.

I didn't even intend to, you ****ing dolt.

No crappy things to post.

Mindless Self Indulgence live was cancelled due to power faliure.


DAMNIT, NOW I'LL NEVER SEE DIR EN GRAY EVER AGAIN, WAAAH

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the only person i ever cared about in my entire life ever was raped by her brother.

as i have mentioned, surely a thousand times before.

also, as i have probably mentioned, surely a thousand times before, i am nearly insane because of it.

not even joking.

I remember that time you were kinda insane, for like a week :( I really cared about ya :)


Lolk.


Wellity well well, there was some crappy stuff that happened to me... Like, I was being chased by my classmate, and unexpectedly two other classmates got in my way.



*BOOOOOOM*



I hit my forehead directly into a wall, and it ****ing DID HURT. A LOT.


Also, once, I was taking a shower, and I was just stepping out of the cabin, and suddenly I slipped on the water and ****ing sliced my hand on the... Shower hose holders or smth. Then I ****ing went unconscious (spelling?) and woke up after a few moments. When I looked at my arm, I ALMOST ****ING THREW UP. It was all bloody and there was meat coming and stuff.



Ew.