Keeping in tune with the boner issues let me tell you a story that will make you laugh.

Well, I met these two very hot girls when I was out one week and the next week they invited me to stay at theres in a tent with them and lots of beer, of course I accepted.
So anyway, I decided to try and be cocky and go out with my mates before hand and I got positively wasted and stoned. I stumbled in to the tent at like 1 o'clock to find them half naked and I was like "Awesome"
After getting sucked off by both of them and watching one of them eat the other out they wanted me to do them, cue me trying and failing to put the johnny on and then loosing my bonor thus missing out on a 3-some.

I think I'm going to cry remembering that :(

I'm trying to think of some boner stories, but there ain't so much. Nothing that's really crappy or something like that.
Well maybe the only one was when I lost my boner when I was about to lose my virginity. That's it, though. Oh yeah, and the aforementioned cumming into her.

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Keeping in tune with the boner issues let me tell you a story that will make you laugh.

Well, I met these two very hot girls when I was out one week and the next week they invited me to stay at theres in a tent with them and lots of beer, of course I accepted.
So anyway, I decided to try and be cocky and go out with my mates before hand and I got positively wasted and stoned. I stumbled in to the tent at like 1 o'clock to find them half naked and I was like "Awesome"
After getting sucked off by both of them and watching one of them eat the other out they wanted me to do them, cue me trying and failing to put the johnny on and then loosing my bonor thus missing out on a 3-some.

I think I'm going to cry remembering that :(

hahahaha, ****ing failure.

I hate when you can't get it up.

I stopped the one chance of losing my virginity.

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I stopped the one chance of losing my virginity.

Faggot, you're 12 years old.

That's exactly what I was thinking.

Something crappy:

My girlfriend walked in on me losing my virginity to a cat (seriously, i used to be like that).

Someone please ban Fluxinator and eimyz from this thread.

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I stopped the one chance of losing my virginity.

seriously...why lie?
you trying to make youself look cool by saying you 'couldve' lost your virginity. noone expects you to have lost your virginity at 12 so leik wtf why say that.

also...at 12 i didnt care about sex at all :-/

And fitzy .

That looks fake.

I don't buy it, but ah well.

I'm new, is that actually what happens?

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I stopped the one chance of losing my virginity.

That's actually possible at 12. Someone at my school had a boner at 8.

You can have an erection any day of your life, from birth, but you can't produce sperm until you go through puberty.