Crappy Things that have Happened to You
Started by: Schwa | Replies: 240 | Views: 11,284
Feb 3, 2009 5:49 PM #351400
You can still have sex without sperm, they just won't get pregnant.
Feb 3, 2009 5:55 PM #351408
but you'd want to becauseee?
what 8 year old do you know who wants to have sex?
what 8 year old do you know who wants to have sex?
Feb 3, 2009 6:09 PM #351412
Quote from wolfcubYou can still have sex without sperm, they just won't get pregnant.
Also, you don't have a sex-drive before you produce the right hormones ^^
Feb 3, 2009 6:19 PM #351416
Quote from ScHaLLYeah, it's also spelled "gullable".
Wow, I misread. AND I forgot how to spell 'conscious'. My bad.
*hangs head in shame*
Feb 3, 2009 6:23 PM #351418
Quote from eimyzFaggot, you're 12 years old.
Shut the **** up Eimyz, you're no older than 12 your self. Possibly younger.
Feb 3, 2009 7:10 PM #351467
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Feb 3, 2009 7:13 PM #351469
You want something crappy?
Fu[SIZE="2"]c[/SIZE]king with something before she tells you she's in her period.
And then discovering that your sheets are filled with blood, you don't have any new clean sheets as these were washed that same morning and that your mom is coming home in 5 minutes.
It was cold that day.
I couldn't f[SIZE="2"]uck[/SIZE]ing sleep.
Fu[SIZE="2"]c[/SIZE]king with something before she tells you she's in her period.
And then discovering that your sheets are filled with blood, you don't have any new clean sheets as these were washed that same morning and that your mom is coming home in 5 minutes.
It was cold that day.
I couldn't f[SIZE="2"]uck[/SIZE]ing sleep.
Feb 3, 2009 7:19 PM #351475
I had two shots at two different girls, never pulled the trigger and of course havent had a real shot in a while. I pretty much think about it every day.
Feb 3, 2009 7:27 PM #351478
Quote from GyohdonYou want something crappy?
Fu[SIZE="2"]c[/SIZE]king with something before she tells you she's in her period.
And then discovering that your sheets are filled with blood, you don't have any new clean sheets as these were washed that same morning and that your mom is coming home in 5 minutes.
It was cold that day.
I couldn't f[SIZE="2"]uck[/SIZE]ing sleep.
Lol, you either suck for not noticing, or are making it up :")
Feb 3, 2009 7:41 PM #351482
You don't notice it, Kaas, you don't. Not when you're boning her right away, but you're a gay-ass motherfucker for doing so anyway.
Did this become another "The Sex Thread" lookalike?
Did this become another "The Sex Thread" lookalike?
Feb 3, 2009 7:42 PM #351484
Quote from ScHaLLYou don't notice it, Kaas, you don't. Not when you're boning her right away, but you're a gay-ass motherfucker for doing so anyway.
Did this become another "The Sex Thread" lookalike?
Meh, I'm not all for the "boning right away" I guess.
And sorry for that, I guess I started it.
Feb 3, 2009 7:45 PM #351487
Me neither. It sucks a lot if you go straight for the money.
Feb 3, 2009 7:51 PM #351488
my baby daddy is in prison
Feb 3, 2009 7:54 PM #351491
Quote from eimyzFaggot, you're 12 years old.
Is there a hole around? :C
Feb 3, 2009 8:30 PM #351514
I'll dig one for you.
By the way, how do you get the text above your avatar?
By the way, how do you get the text above your avatar?