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Feb 2, 2009 6:40 PM #350906
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Then I ****ing went unconscious (spelling?) and woke up after a few moments. When I looked at my arm, I ALMOST ****ING THREW UP. It was all bloody and there was meat coming and stuff.

That story made me cringe like hell. ****, I shouldn't have read that.

ALso, it's 'unconcious'
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Feb 2, 2009 7:54 PM #350950
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That story made me cringe like hell. ****, I shouldn't have read that.

ALso, it's 'unconcious'


Yeah, it's also spelled "gullable".
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Feb 2, 2009 8:54 PM #350974
No, eimyz spelled it right. At least in Britain.

I got my shoelace stuck in an escalator (not sure what you call them in America, the moving stairs) and had my new golf shoe wrecked. £100 wasted.
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Feb 2, 2009 9:01 PM #350978
Once my backpack got stuck in the lift.
I almost died.

:)
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Feb 2, 2009 9:05 PM #350984
Meh, nothing really crappy happened to me... well except a pretty sudden breakup without reasons but that's just life and happens to pretty much everyone.

Ow, I've got one, but it's pretty sexual, but /care.

I'm a bit weird when It comes to sex, I don't care much about it, I just want to make my partner feel good.
This girlfriend I had once was still a virgin, as was I, so it was all pretty new and stuff. So I pleasured her for a bit, but she wanted to try jerking me off too. I god wood, obviously, but I couldn't cum. And she was trying really hard, I just felt really bad for her. And her mother was going to pick her up so she had to leave, and I got this sms when she was in the car "I suck at it don't I?
And all I could reply was "I don't know, I guess we just have to practice.
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Feb 2, 2009 9:19 PM #350995
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Meh, nothing really crappy happened to me... well except a pretty sudden breakup without reasons but that's just life and happens to pretty much everyone.

Ow, I've got one, but it's pretty sexual, but /care.

I'm a bit weird when It comes to sex, I don't care much about it, I just want to make my partner feel good.
This girlfriend I had once was still a virgin, as was I, so it was all pretty new and stuff. So I pleasured her for a bit, but she wanted to try jerking me off too. I god wood, obviously, but I couldn't cum. And she was trying really hard, I just felt really bad for her. And her mother was going to pick her up so she had to leave, and I got this sms when she was in the car "I suck at it don't I?
And all I could reply was "I don't know, I guess we just have to practice.


Oh god. SUCKS TO BE YOU.
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Feb 2, 2009 9:26 PM #350997
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Meh, nothing really crappy happened to me... well except a pretty sudden breakup without reasons but that's just life and happens to pretty much everyone.

Ow, I've got one, but it's pretty sexual, but /care.

I'm a bit weird when It comes to sex, I don't care much about it, I just want to make my partner feel good.
This girlfriend I had once was still a virgin, as was I, so it was all pretty new and stuff. So I pleasured her for a bit, but she wanted to try jerking me off too. I god wood, obviously, but I couldn't cum. And she was trying really hard, I just felt really bad for her. And her mother was going to pick her up so she had to leave, and I got this sms when she was in the car "I suck at it don't I?
And all I could reply was "I don't know, I guess we just have to practice.

Im really sorry, but thats just hilarious.
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Feb 2, 2009 9:30 PM #350998
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Im really sorry, but thats just hilarious.


I know :')


I need to get into porn, those guys always seem unable to keep it in :')
Although with actual penetration I didn't have the problem :-\
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Feb 2, 2009 9:56 PM #351005
Hm. In the past year, 9 of my cats have died. Stupid ****ing spiders.... Also, I have over-active erection syndrome. It's not as good as you think it is.
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Feb 2, 2009 10:06 PM #351015
Quote from Wtf
Once my backpack got stuck in the lift.
I almost died.

:)


Well that doesn't seem fun.
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Feb 2, 2009 10:22 PM #351021
Quote from Kaas
Meh, nothing really crappy happened to me... well except a pretty sudden breakup without reasons but that's just life and happens to pretty much everyone.

Ow, I've got one, but it's pretty sexual, but /care.

I'm a bit weird when It comes to sex, I don't care much about it, I just want to make my partner feel good.
This girlfriend I had once was still a virgin, as was I, so it was all pretty new and stuff. So I pleasured her for a bit, but she wanted to try jerking me off too. I god wood, obviously, but I couldn't cum. And she was trying really hard, I just felt really bad for her. And her mother was going to pick her up so she had to leave, and I got this sms when she was in the car "I suck at it don't I?
And all I could reply was "I don't know, I guess we just have to practice.



I didn't cum the first time I got it whacked as well. But your reply was SHIT
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Feb 2, 2009 10:30 PM #351037
Quote from Wtf
Once my backpack got stuck in the lift.
I almost died.

:)


Mm. Not very good. Well, you survived, so it's good, right? I mean, almost dying is better than dying. Right?

If I had 1 post for all the crappy things that happened to me, I'd fill about 20 threads.

My dad had a crappy thing, and I was in the room, and it was ****ing hilarious! We were stripping out the bathroom, and he randomly kicked a hole in the bath panel. He then told me to try. I kicked it lightly, and it didn't break. Dad said something like "here, this is how you do it son." He kicked it, andthen started hopping around, holding his foot, swearing like the devil on crack! The panel was cracked where he kicked it, and I looked inside, and saw this massive steel post right where he kicked it! It was ****ing funny! But then his toenail turned blue, and fell off.
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Feb 2, 2009 10:30 PM #351038
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I didn't cum the first time I got it whacked as well. But your reply was SHIT


That was pretty much the crappy part about the story :')
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Feb 2, 2009 10:32 PM #351041
once, i was 6 at the time, I was sitting on my uncles lap before bed & he was telling me a story. then, before he tucked me into bed, he raped me.










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Feb 2, 2009 10:42 PM #351048
That sounds seriously fake.