I thought my mom was insulting a friend, so I tried defending said friend. Now my parents are mad at me. :D

i cant download battle realms because i cant crack it wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats sucks

I once went to school after rushing to the bus stop, and didn't know I had my pipe on me. Went to close, was putting my jacket away, and it just falls out in front of a teacher. You all know the rest. <=o

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i cant download battle realms because i cant crack it wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thats sucks

i dunno if this is breaking any rules, but try mininova.com its good

crappy thing that happened to me:

Okay, I was just sitting there, doing a barrel roll, and then I accidentally a coca cola bottle.

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crappy thing that happened to me:

Okay, I was just sitting there, doing a barrel roll, and then I accidentally a coca cola bottle.

I usually tend to intentionally coca cola bottles

I took a dump in school and my History teacher caught me

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I took a dump in school and my History teacher caught me

wait, in the bathroom?

Well, new stuff.
I have been diagnosed with aspergar syndrome, I have a memory dysfunction, my eyesight is shit, I inherited arthritis, I just got my ass kicked by a midget yesterday, I busted ass on a box of ****ING THUMBTACKS. Oh, and I got nagged by a bus driver for wearing a checker patterned jacket. That was ****ing bullshit!

Hah, you have asparagus syndrome.

omg anything i say will look like im whinging in comparison, so im gonna shut up...

heh.

i've never made out with a chick and i'm still a virgin.
and i'm 14.

now someone try to tell a sadder story than that.

think about it; thirty years ago, that was natural.

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wait, in the bathroom?

**** no, more like teachers classroom

heres somethin that i just found out.

this one chick i like (more like LOVE) is goin to rehab for attempted suicide.

o, and that shes now a lesbian.