Crappy Things that have Happened to You

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Feb 8, 2009 10:23 PM #354225

I only have one j left. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(

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Feb 8, 2009 11:16 PM #354239

Quote from wolfcub
Jerk. Just because your world is pretty much perfect, you don't have to go around making people who have had bad things happen to them feel like shit.

It was a joke.
Of course shitty, things happen to me. I just don't want to post them right now, because I'm ****ing sick as hell.

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Feb 9, 2009 5:36 PM #354637

jesus christ, chill the **** out. besides that, ditto.

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Feb 9, 2009 5:43 PM #354641

Quote from Cosmonaut
I only have one j left. :(:(:(:(:(:(:(

I know the feeling, but I guess you have a harder time getting them since for me it's legal :p

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Feb 9, 2009 7:53 PM #354680

I found out the girl I like hates me.

:c

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Feb 9, 2009 10:16 PM #354751

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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Feb 10, 2009 3:29 AM #354874

i was scared of the 6 year old kid :|

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Feb 10, 2009 4:08 AM #354917

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My mum was at the top of the stairs holding me, as a baby, and two mugs of coffee. She slipped and fell, landed on her back, caught me, and caught both mugs. She had to go to hospital for a couple weeks. She didn't spill a drop of the coffee, though.

HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

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Feb 10, 2009 4:14 AM #354920

Quote from wolfcub
My mum was at the top of the stairs holding me, as a baby, and two mugs of coffee. She slipped and fell, landed on her back, caught me, and caught both mugs. She had to go to hospital for a couple weeks. She didn't spill a drop of the coffee, though.

Your mom must have four arms

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Feb 10, 2009 5:20 PM #355142

Quote from SlIpKNoT_MaGGoT
Its not, unless the mugs were empty, made of foam, and had a kitty on them. And we all know she didn't catch the baby. Thats how he's at this forum today.

wait a second, what?

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Feb 11, 2009 10:47 PM #355884

Quote from Dystopia
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

Try putting a ping-pong ball in a cup. Tip the cup upside down, and back up again real quick. The ball barely moves. The cups were spinning so fast that nothing came out. And she didn't exactly catch me, I landed on her.

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Feb 11, 2009 10:53 PM #355894

Quote from wolfcub
My mum was at the top of the stairs holding me, as a baby, and two mugs of coffee. She slipped and fell, landed on her back, caught me, and caught both mugs. She had to go to hospital for a couple weeks. She didn't spill a drop of the coffee, though.

That sounds more like something from Spiderman 1

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Feb 11, 2009 11:57 PM #355934

Or the baby was holding on to her shoulder (like being burped), and she was supporting it with her forearm. Quite possible, really.

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Feb 12, 2009 12:00 AM #355937

I know. It just reminds me of Spider-man 1

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Feb 12, 2009 12:23 AM #355946

Quote from stickmasterscott
I saw a Picture of Barak Obama for President... DIE BARAK!

Why do they ban all the awesome people?

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