Is it really necessery to let the man die?

how would you stand up to a horde of zombies in the fourth biggest city in the united states. the setting is real, its my neighborhood.

This is my short story took like 10 minutes so it probably sucks.

My name is Alex Wells. Since I was little I was always scared of zombies invading my town and we would all be dead. But that was when I was around 7 after some years that idea never crossed my mind again until 10 years later. My town had always been empty barely any people lived there. But when I was 14 they made some nuclear factory or something of that shit. I didn’t like it there was barely any animals after that, people were missing. Some people thought that the animals mutated and killed the citizens. But I didn’t believe that I knew it was something worse. That’s when I saw the little rabbit it look so cute and cuddly I started chasing it Don’t ask why but I did. Then it turned back it had murder in its eyes. Then I saw his face covered in blood. It was all as fast as a flash but the rabbit bit me and it all went blank.
I woke up I was terrified I couldn’t see shit. It felt like if my head was on fire I couldn’t breathe I felt dead. I look at my hands they were turning into a greenish color. From that moment I realized what I was a zombie. I tried to yell but I couldn’t I was screaming inside my mind I couldn’t control any of my movements. I was controlled by that virus from the damn nuclear crap. I was the first human to get infected. I couldn’t stop I broke the door to my house started breaking things then I saw my dad. I couldn’t control myself I was starving I needed food and he was there. I tried to stop but I couldn’t I killed him. I tried to cry but I couldn’t I turned my own dad into a zombie. From there more people became infected and it became a worldwide pandemic.
To this day I’m still a zombie I’ve killed over 5,000 people. Now I’m 23 I can still think normally but cannot stop my body. The body has completely taken over me. When I see people coming with guns I just want to stand there and get shot so I could be free from all this madness. The worst part is that this is all my fault. I have tried to suicide thousands of times but cannot. I hope they don’t find a cure because every single zombie that turns back will just kill themselves. I hope mankind kills all my of kind.

That's a comedy right?
That's hilarious

sunder you're talking to me right

Yeah
I laughed at some of it.

Which ones in particular

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. Since I was little I was always scared of zombies invading my town and we would all be dead. But when I was 14 they made some nuclear factory or something of that shit. Some people thought that the animals mutated and killed the citizens. But I didn’t believe that I knew it was something worse. That’s when I saw the little rabbit it look so cute and cuddly I started chasing it Don’t ask why but I did. Then it turned back it had murder in its eyes. Then I saw his face covered in blood. It was all as fast as a flash but the rabbit bit me and it all went blank.
I woke up I was terrified I couldn’t see shit. I look at my hands they were turning into a greenish color. From that moment I realized what I was a zombie. I was the first human to get infected. I couldn’t stop I broke the door to my house started breaking things then I saw my dad. I couldn’t control myself I was starving I needed food and he was there. I tried to stop but I couldn’t I killed him. I tried to cry but I couldn’t I turned my own dad into a zombie. From there more people became infected and it became a worldwide pandemic.
To this day I’m still a zombie I’ve killed over 5,000 people. Now I’m 23 I can still think normally but cannot stop my body. The body has completely taken over me. When I see people coming with guns I just want to stand there and get shot so I could be free from all this madness. The worst part is that this is all my fault. I have tried to suicide thousands of times but cannot. I hope they don’t find a cure because every single zombie that turns back will just kill themselves. I hope mankind kills all my of kind.

Everything that's bolded, I removed some non funny stuff too.... which was a bad idea..

Hehehe I like the rabbit part =D

Do you dream of dying?
Do you dream of Suicide?
Do you dream you weren't born in this world?

I dream all of these.
I dream all of it would come true....
but they didn't.

Welcome to my world.

You may think this is your normal average world. Well its not.

What I'm about to tell you is a world wide epidemic.


I'm Ryan. We are 6 in the family. 4 children and the parents. I'm the oldest.It started out as a normal sunny day. Doing my normal Routine. Playing basketball, Hanging out with friends, Playing video games. That was the life. It was. Until the accident.

We all watched the T.V Anxiously that day. Then there was an emergency broadcast. There had been a terrible Virus that had broken out and now its infecting each person at a time. Its causing death everywhere. Please evacuate your houses and run to the nearest airport or port. The Virus is turning people into-

The Signal was out. We started packing our things. My dad gets his Desert eagle pistol. If your asking why he has this gun, its because he works from the military. We were gonna leave then there was this really sick man outside our glass door. He was banging the glass door with his fist. My dad fearing he was asking for help, opened the glass door. Suddenly, the man attacked my father. My mom told us to find something useful we can use to attack the man. My father was still struggling. I went upstairs. The others stayed downstairs. I was searching for any weapon I could find in my room. Then suddenly i heard sounds outside our house. I looked outside my window and there were more of them coming. Back downstairs, the fight was still going on. My father cant shoot the man for his arms were pinned down. Then I went downstairs to warn them that more were coming. I saw my fathers gun beside the stairs. I grabbed hold, shot the man, and told everybody of my family more were coming. I noticed my father was injured. The injury looked more like a bite mark. I asked my father if he's okay. He just nodded. Finally the people broke the glass doors and ran towards us. We went upstairs to my fathers room. My father grabbed a grenade from his room. We know what he was going to do. We tried to convince him not to do it but he insisted. We asked why. He said its already too late for him. My mom grabbed all of us and put us outside my fathers window. There was still a roof so we can still stand. My father said to take care of the family. I'm the oldest in the family. Then he pulled the pin of the grenade. We all ran and jumped to the family car. It was 2 feet or so. It hurts but we all got inside the family car. Then the house exploded.We told our mom that if she knows how to drive the car. No response. Then we noticed she's been eaten alive!! We locked the doors, closed all the windows. Oh, I forgot to mention it was an Humvee. We all asked if anyone here knows how to drive a car. Nobody knew. So I will have to drive since I'm the oldest and I'm responsible for my brothers. How hard can it be to drive a car. I started the engines and drove away our house. We looked back our house. It was on fire. Then it exploded!. The fire must have reached the kitchen gas tanks. My youngest brother cried. There was only one hope.

The military.

To be continued

Quote from Sticky999

Do you dream of dying?
Do you dream of Suicide?
Do you dream you weren't born in this world?

I dream all of these.
I dream all of it would come true....
but they didn't.

Welcome to my world.

You may think this is your normal average world. Well its not.

What I'm about to tell you is a world wide epidemic.


I'm Ryan. We are 6 in the family. 4 children and the parents. I'm the oldest.It started out as a normal sunny day. Doing my normal Routine. Playing basketball, Hanging out with friends, Playing video games. That was the life. It was. Until the accident.

We all watched the T.V Anxiously that day. Then there was an emergency broadcast. There had been a terrible Virus that had broken out and now its infecting each person at a time. Its causing death everywhere. Please evacuate your houses and run to the nearest airport or port. The Virus is turning people into-

The Signal was out. We started packing our things. My dad gets his Desert eagle Sorry, but there's no way in hell he could get a weapon of that devastation. pistol. If your asking why he has this gun, its because he works from the military. We were gonna leave then there was this really sick man outside our glass door. He was banging the glass door with his fist. My dad fearing he was asking for help, opened the glass door. Suddenly, the man attacked my father. My mom told us to find something useful we can use to attack the man. My father was still struggling. I went upstairs. The others stayed downstairs. I was searching for any weapon I could find in my room. I can recall a massive pistol. Then suddenly i heard sounds outside our house. I looked outside my window and there were more of them coming. Back downstairs, the fight was still going on. My father cant shoot the man for his arms were pinned down. Then I went downstairs to warn them that more were coming. I saw my fathers gun beside the stairs. I grabbed hold, shot the man, and told everybody of my family more were coming. I noticed my father was injured. The injury looked more like a bite mark. I asked my father if he's okay. He just nodded. Finally the people broke the glass doors I thought they were open. and ran towards us. We went upstairs to my fathers room. My father grabbed a grenade The **** is this, Rambo? from his room. We know what he was going to do. We tried to convince him not to do it but he insisted. We asked why. He said its already too late for him. My mom grabbed all of us and put us outside my fathers window. There was still a roof so we can still stand. My father said to take care of the family. I'm the oldest in the family. Then he pulled the pin of the grenade. We all ran and jumped to the family car. It was 2 feet you can jump well over two feet. more like 2 meters. or so. It hurts but we all got inside the family car. Then the house exploded. from a single nade? an entire house? well, since the roof is "2 feet or so" there isn't much to blow up. We told our mom that if she knows how to drive the car. No response. Then we noticed she's been eaten alive!! Wait, what? We locked the doors, closed all the windows. Oh, I forgot to mention it was an Humvee. ****in' brilliant. I assumed the army gave him a Desert Eagle, a hand grenade and a Humvee after they were finished kissing his ass. We all asked if anyone here knows how to drive a car. Nobody knew. So I will have to drive since I'm the oldest and I'm responsible for my brothers. How hard can it be to drive a car. I started the engines and drove away not very hard apparently. our house. We looked back our house. It was on fire. Then it exploded!. Throw Bruce Willis in there and you got a movie. and grammatical mistake btw. The fire must have reached the kitchen gas tanks. Which naturally snake around the house so that the entire building may explode, not just the stove. My youngest brother cried. And he didn't when his parents were being eaten alive? shit, kid's got balls. There was only one hope.

The military.

To be continued

underlines and edits in bold. sorry if the crits are tough, but life's a real bitch.

that opening was really gay, like a ****ing 12 year old wrote it and thought an emo opening would be dark and cool

I am a 12 year old 2-D.

i can tell

ban the mother ****er.