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Dec 29, 2009 5:05 PM #529924
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Here is mine.

It felt like a normal day. Pretty much was a normal day. My name is Kevin. So like a normal day, I got out of bed, set my clock, took a shower, brushed my teeth, and went to school. Took my Japanese class, my Spanish class, my Sweedish class, my French class, my German class, and etc. After school, I was hanging out with my friends on the roof top of the school. A random guy took the leesh off his dog. The dog jumped on the school. The dog looked like a zombie, but my friend Caleb blames the owner, but my other two friends, Lexi and Tia, think the dog is cute. I thought the dog was saying to me. "Please help me! My owner is killing me!" The owner came on the roof. You dumb dog! Stay out of people's business! After he said that I was thinking the dog said. "You see?"

Meanwhile, a scientist in Japan was trying to make a robot. He actually made a zombie! He got mixed up with the zombie materials and the robot materials. But I'm thinking. "What kind of dumb scientist gets mixed up with that?" How I new is because on the news they anounced. "Zombies are in Japan!" And after they said that, the signal went out on the TV, but the zombies weren't just in Japan, they spreaded. They spreaded faster than you can say the word zombies. It was like 1+1=2, 2+2=4, and 4+4=8. I looked out side all the lights were turned off. Because light attracts zombies. I turned mine off then.

After all that I moved to Canada, and also my friends did too. They thought that was a good idea, but when I moved to Canada, my home was a farm. "It did not have a farm on the news paper". I said. Oh well. If I have a farm I guess I have to use it. So I bought cows, and corn seeds. After that I was having launch, I had unscliced ham and milk. Then a zombie came. It ate all my cows brains and it came into my office. I said. "Ah a zombie!" I threw the unscliced ham at the zombie, and ran in to my room. The zombie ate the unscliced ham and died. I came back to my office and the zombie was dead. I thought that the zombie eats brains, but if it eats meat it will die.

I went to an ice cream shop and saw my friends there. When my friends were there a migit zombie came. Me and Lexi ran into the employees room. Caleb and Tia died by the migit zombie. We came out and saw the migit zombie dead, the police, and the news people. Then a zombie came in, but it looked like a person. It was talking to me and said, "You want some ice cream?" I said "sure". but then it bit my arm off and died.

The police got me to the hospital. They put a robot arm on me, and I went to the waiting room and saw Lexi there. I sat down with her, and she asked me. "Do you know how to stop the zombies?" "Yes". I said. What? Give them meat, and they will die.

We went to the police and said. Give the zombies meat and they will die. People started packing meat in to the planes, and the planes droped meat all over the world. Alot of zombies were dieing, but not all. One of the packers was my friend Jordan. Jordan was very jelouse of me. He was thinking If I could be as popular as Kevin I need to tell the news people that vegetables could also kill zombies.

He told the news people that vegetables can kill them too, but he was wrong. They started to pack vegetables in the planes. The planes were droping vetetbles and they were making the zombies stronger, faster, and even jump higher, but thankfuly not that high.

Obiously they switched back to meat, gave me a medal for saving the world, and people thought Jordan was so dumb they put him back in colledge, and after all that I merried Lexi.
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If I had an error sorry.

P.S If your name is Jordan sorry to offend you.

You just broke the time/space vortex. How the **** ..
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Jan 2, 2010 4:10 AM #531881
i like zed's who ever that is
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Jan 2, 2010 7:40 AM #531958
ok hears mi stori

ther waz ones a kid who waz 11 named george he likd banana.
george want buy wepaons b4 apocolypse zombie he new it wud hppen bcuz he herd ovar da newz dat zombie spreding starts. his dad has desert eagle, rpg, grenade and flamethrower rdy 4 acopbolypse. den da wholze world waz sombie and daddy said "son b4 we go i love u" end he huggd george. it waz rlly sad but he said "dad im already 11 im a men" end he laghed. we laft our houze end for sum raeson it exploded. "dad y house explode" he asked. but daddy wuz 2 bussi driving.

to b continuz.
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Jan 2, 2010 8:02 AM #531974
I came.
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Jan 2, 2010 2:28 PM #532050
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i like zed's who ever that is


I agree with this guy.

Also, is anyone yet to post theirs who is still working on it or shall we cut straight to the poll?
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Jan 2, 2010 2:55 PM #532052
i has to try dis

i was slepin but then my momy was like 'billy waik upp!!!' but i was liek 'no im tired go away' but she was like 'but you hav to!!!' and then she dove on top o me and savd me frum zomby. da zomby ate her brane so i got up an ran away. dady told me we had to go but i was like 'wat about momy???!!' but den he sed 'shes gone sun lets go' and we went to his military jepe and we escapd.
so we went to da mall and i grabd my roket nuke bazuka lazer destroyer and blew dem up and we won
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Jan 3, 2010 2:35 AM #532255
that was the best story i've ever read in my life. seemed to be quite a bit of typos though.
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Jan 3, 2010 2:38 AM #532256
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Here is mine.

It felt like a normal day. Pretty much was a normal day. My name is Kevin. So like a normal day, I got out of bed, set my clock, took a shower, brushed my teeth, and went to school. Took my Japanese class, my Spanish class, my Sweedish class, my French class, my German class, and etc.

you forgot math and vietnamese class
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Jan 4, 2010 4:50 PM #532927
John Stalvern waited.



The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base.

He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a space marine for fourteen years.

When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS!"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the demons."







And then John was a zombie.
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Jan 4, 2010 10:27 PM #533066
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John Stalvern waited.
..........
And then John was a zombie.

Plagarisim is not fair. We cannot compete with the work from a competent author.
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Jan 5, 2010 12:37 AM #533123
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John Stalvern waited.



The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base.

He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

John was a space marine for fourteen years.

When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS!"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted

The radio said "No, John. You are the demons."







And then John was a zombie.


brilliant .
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Jan 5, 2010 6:22 AM #533227
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Plagarisim is not fair. We cannot compete with the work from a competent author.


Joe Stalvern waited.



The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base.

He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.

Joe was a space marine for fourteen years.

When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS!"

There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.

"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So Joe gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.

"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted

The radio said "No, Joe. You are the demons."







And then Joe was a zombie.
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Jan 5, 2010 10:08 PM #533452
and he blew up earth with a 5mil ton nuke.And lived.
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Jan 9, 2010 9:52 AM #534654
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and he blew up earth with a 5mil ton nuke.And lived.


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