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Stranger: ihihih
You: want sex
Stranger: This is an automated message from Omegle. We have detected that you have been using Omegle's services to solicit sex from minors. As a result your IP address has been forwarded to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. If you would like to contest this contact your local office and cite reference number 2371485023. Any further messages you type will be reviewed immediately by the Federal Bureau of Investigation
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Oh shit.

You: male?
Stranger: am i or are you?
You: are you
Stranger: yes
You: nice :]
Stranger: gonna leave?
You: pics?
Stranger: of my dick?
You: if you want :D
Stranger: http://www.snapdrive.net/files/439191/jpeg/3395.jpg

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: have you seen my fufi?
Stranger: fufi ?
You: it was just here a minute ago
You: gosh darnit
Stranger: omfg
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Quote from Dinomut

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Stranger: hi
You: sup
Stranger: nothing and everything!
You: existential
You: hows it hangin
Stranger: I feel great!
You: I feel great!
You: too!
Stranger: Especially talking to you!
You: I love you :)
Stranger: I love you!
You: THERE'S NO CONFLICT IN THIS STORY
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH
Connection imploded.

I ****in' lol'd

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ihihih
You: want sex
Stranger: This is an automated message from Omegle. We have detected that you have been using Omegle's services to solicit sex from minors. As a result your IP address has been forwarded to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. If you would like to contest this contact your local office and cite reference number 2371485023. Any further messages you type will be reviewed immediately by the Federal Bureau of Investigation
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Oh shit.

apparently you don't listen to warnings

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You: I have candy in my van and promises of a good time, care to join me?
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Stranger: hey
You: I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.
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you are all dumb, all the people there are just looking to meet people in their area around the same age as themselves, as soon as you act like an old person or someone in another country they leave

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you are all dumb, all the people there are just looking to meet people in their area around the same age as themselves, as soon as you act like an old person or someone in another country they leave

Not always .

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Stranger: hi
You: 'sup
Stranger: my name is boxxy
You: yeah right
You: and my name is hitler
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wut ._.

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Stranger: .
You: 'sup
Stranger: what up
Stranger: man
Stranger: dude
You: ceiling
Stranger: guy
You: man
Stranger: buddy
Stranger: pal
Stranger: friend
You: fag
Stranger: stranger
Stranger: :(
Stranger: Stranger
Stranger: Stranger
Stranger: Stranger
Stranger: Stranger
You: urgh go away you annoying fag
Stranger: you
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dare you
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: just click it
You: ?
Stranger: that button
Stranger: that says disconnect
Stranger: ****ing do it man
You: **** you
Stranger: **** you
Stranger: you ****ing pussy
Stranger: piece of shit
Stranger: worthless waste of life
You: go away you emo
Stranger: i will definitely **** you up
Stranger: you're emo
Stranger: you're all like
Stranger: im going to disconnect
Stranger: go away
Stranger: get away from meeeeee
Stranger: wah wah wah
Stranger: ****ing homophobe
You: get away from meeeee
You: because you're annoying
You: little emo kid
Stranger: closet fag
You: shit sniffer
Stranger: i like shit
Stranger: is there a problem with that
You: D: >
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Omg what?

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Stranger: hi
You: This is an automated message from Omegle. We have detected that you have been using Omegle's services to solicit sex from minors. As a result your IP address has been forwarded to the Federal Bureau of Investigation. If you would like to contest this contact your local office and cite reference number 2371485023. Any further messages you type will be reviewed immediately by the Federal Bureau of Investigation
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it has worked about 8 times now
(i copied and pasted this from automatons post)

I had someone paste that to me, and I said "from SPP?" and they said "no, someone did it to me".

yeah
i kinda copied it from your post and im pasting it into omegle convo's
lol

the jihad thing really works

You:
الوقت لقتل اميركيين. وقت للجهاد. هل لي أن يتبع
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i'm going to traduce your text
Stranger: 
Stranger: you ?
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oh i laughed at this

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Stranger: ask me anything you want to. i'll be honest
You: I PLAY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON IN ATTACK MODE!!
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