Omegle Thread.

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Apr 14, 2009 4:14 PM #396228
Quote from Chunkels
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: ask me anything you want to. i'll be honest
You: I PLAY BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON IN ATTACK MODE!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I ****ing lol'd.
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Apr 14, 2009 7:58 PM #396394
Quote from Automaton
I had someone paste that to me, and I said "from SPP?" and they said "no, someone did it to me".


I did it a couple times. After a while, an automated message from Omegle told the other person to ignore my message because it's not really from the FBI

I get a kick out of I've lost my fufi. It confuses people.
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Apr 14, 2009 8:19 PM #396408
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Brie?
You: Yes.
Stranger: Prove it!
You: I'm a well known type of cheese.

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Apr 14, 2009 8:23 PM #396413
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFAAAGAAAAARDDER
Stranger: GGGGERDDDAAAUHHHGEERDAFFFFFFFFWAAAAAAAAAAH
Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: Hello?
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Apr 14, 2009 8:26 PM #396417
Stranger: do you know a website, where i can watch "how i met your mother" in english?
Stranger: hi^^
You: Greetings.
Stranger: ok, i keep searching. have a nice life ;)
You: Try this
Stranger: sry
Stranger: :]
You: www.stickpageportal.com/forums
Stranger: thanks
You: And tell me what you see
Stranger: a forum about animation...
Stranger: grey style..
Stranger: what you wanna hear?
You: Well I'm not listening to you.
You: I'm seeing what you type
You: Ok you are on the forums still?
You: Go to "Main"
You: And then there's a thread about Omegle someway down.
You: You see it?
Stranger: what now?
You: Okay
You: Now
You: You click on the thread.
Stranger: deathbat
Stranger: Deathbat.
You: Now
You: Go to the last page
You: And scroll right down
Stranger: what now
You: To the bottom
You: You see?
Stranger: not funny
You: Our conversation
Stranger: it's seriously not funny
You: Why?
Stranger: nobody will laugh
You: I am.
Stranger: ...
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Apr 14, 2009 8:27 PM #396419
I'm having a wonderful conversation with a Chinese guy about economics. He seems so nice, I don't want to just disconect him. The entire conversation is too long but I quite liked:

Stranger: democracy.. what a nice dream.
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Apr 14, 2009 8:29 PM #396421
haha .
he'll be hanged by his toes for that.
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Apr 14, 2009 8:31 PM #396422
Quote from Ustartin
Stranger: do you know a website, where i can watch "how i met your mother" in english?
Stranger: hi^^
You: Greetings.
Stranger: ok, i keep searching. have a nice life ;)
You: Try this
Stranger: sry
Stranger: :]
You: www.stickpageportal.com/forums
Stranger: thanks
You: And tell me what you see
Stranger: a forum about animation...
Stranger: grey style..
Stranger: what you wanna hear?
You: Well I'm not listening to you.
You: I'm seeing what you type
You: Ok you are on the forums still?
You: Go to "Main"
You: And then there's a thread about Omegle someway down.
You: You see it?
Stranger: what now?
You: Okay
You: Now
You: You click on the thread.
Stranger: deathbat
Stranger: Deathbat.
You: Now
You: Go to the last page
You: And scroll right down
Stranger: what now
You: To the bottom
You: You see?
Stranger: not funny
You: Our conversation
Stranger: it's seriously not funny
You: Why?
Stranger: nobody will laugh
You: I am.
Stranger: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Haha. He was wrong. I lolled.
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Apr 14, 2009 8:34 PM #396423
i lolled too
im thinkin i might just do that
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Apr 14, 2009 8:35 PM #396424
Haha and to think he only asked me where to find English versions of "How I Met Your Mother".
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Apr 14, 2009 8:40 PM #396428
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: Hi from ?
You: Mexico
You: I'd like to talk to you about Jesus.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: my country is Brazil <<<<<
You: JESUS IS OUR PREACHOR HES SOME GAWD AWESOME BSATARD
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Apr 14, 2009 8:44 PM #396435
AHAHAHAHA




Even though I hate you, you're funny.



Not you, Wtf, but Chunkels.
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Apr 14, 2009 8:46 PM #396438
Ah..


What ?
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Apr 14, 2009 8:49 PM #396440
I've met Ruth, 16 from Ireland, she's going to join spp.She's okay =)
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Apr 14, 2009 8:53 PM #396443
She can't join.
Image verification doesn't work.