this isn't funny either:

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: i got downs
Stranger: help
You: if you had downs
You: you wouldn't be typing words
Stranger: well i am
Stranger: so tehs u proved wrong
You: no you're not
You: you're typing nonsense
Stranger: i got downs
You: none of it makes sense
Stranger: i cant haelp it
Stranger: healp mr
Stranger: me
You: u don't just get downs, retard
Stranger: i cot it off my dog
Stranger: halp
Stranger: u call me retard
Stranger: i know i retard
You: you're into bestiality eh? ;)
Stranger: i got downs
Stranger: help
Stranger: yes
You: ok
You: i'll help you
You: lay down
Stranger: ok
You: and shape your mouth like a donut
Stranger: uh huh
You: wow
You: you ARE retarded
You have disconnected.

If anyone talks to seth from USA, let him know that my computer has crashed..

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yeah i know we raped her good
You: oh
You: hey there
Stranger: wow
Stranger: thats pretty intense :-P
You: yeah, especially when the father came in
You: we raped him too
Stranger: thats sexy
Stranger: older men are hot
Stranger: ;-)
You: dead men
You: best
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: oh yeah?
You: yes
Stranger: thats cool. so you pretty much **** anything?
You: yes
Stranger: thats what i like to hear ;-)
You: at the moment, i am indeed ****ing the computer
Stranger: cool
Stranger: maybe you could **** me sometime
You: ew gross
You have disconnected.

Would it be wrong to pretend to be a suicidally depressed person and then stop talking to the person after a while to make them think you're dead?

Quote from Gavel

Would it be wrong to pretend to be a suicidally depressed person and then stop talking to the person after a while to make them think you're dead?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Haha I got rick rolled
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hello SUBJECT 2117#SS
Stranger: My name is La' Tay Tay
You: Recording information
Stranger: I live in California and I'm age 25.
You: Storing in C\******\******\**\My documents
Stranger: That's hot.
Stranger: So are you a man that's single?
You: Unable to understand the phrase
You: Please repeat the message
Stranger: Can I acess your hard drive?
You: SUBJECT 2117#SS is failing to cooperate with the test
You: Please answer the following questions
Stranger: Sure
You: Do you believe in God?
Stranger: Well
You: Error
You: Unknown answer, stored in C\******\******\**\My documents
Stranger: In order to believe in God, God must be created by man.
Stranger: But since they say God created Man.
You: Recompiling Database, restarting session
Stranger: I do not believe in God
You: Ergonomic sensors indicate you have an IQ higher then 60% of the population of Earth
You: Please answer the following question
Stranger: But I'm blonde. I should be stupid. That's what my EX boyfriend said after I failed an English test
You: Blonde, Athiest, ex relationship
You: Recorded
You: Database shows you are a rare person
You: Few women are found to be athiest
Stranger: Really?
Stranger: My friends are too.
You: Especially
You: Blondes
You: Information recorded
You: stored in C\******\******\**\My documents
Stranger: I have a penis instead of a vagina and have three boobs.
You: Error
Stranger: Like.
Stranger: Gonna go now?
You: Cannot compile the following phrase: " I have a penis instead of a vagina and have three boobs."
You: Please the restate the phrase in a more clear manner
Stranger: I have a male genatil instead of a gemale genatalia and also have three breasts instead of one.
You: Understood
You: Recorded and stored in C\******\******\**\My documents
Stranger: So what is this C\******\******\**\My Documents?
You: Error: Unable to download information ; Network user: GHT69 ; blocking network path
Stranger: My bisexual is telling me to stop talking to you.
Stranger: Is it okay for me to leave?
You: Error report indicates user is downloading file : HOT BLONDES LESBIANS LOL. Reformatting network frame
You: Download rate
You: 69 kb/sec
You: 75 kb/sec
Stranger: Can I recommend Hotline internet?
Stranger: It gives over 9000kb/sec
You: Noted, information recorded
You: Error: Unable to download information ; Network user: GHT69 ; blocking network path
You: Error report indicates user is downloading file : HOT BLONDES LESBIANS LOL. Reformatting network frame

You: Download rate
You: 89 kb/sec
You: NETWORK PROCESS NEUTRALISED

Stranger: Do you want to see me naked?
You: Netowkr user: GHT69 ; is now offline, all user actions before the block have been reset
You: :P

You: Ok Im done
Stranger: Same
Stranger: :P
You: What a waste of time
Stranger: That was fun
Stranger: BasilMarket?
You: wat?

Stranger: Nevermind
You: Athiest are smart people
Stranger: I know
You: Everyone else was too gullible and went through my fake test
Stranger: You know how they say God created man?
You: ?

Stranger: Well you needed man to make God.
You: Hah
Stranger: So God did not make man.
You: Are you really a girl?
Stranger: A guy
You: Aw
Stranger: LMAO
You: Damn..
Stranger: You liked those?
Stranger: Blonde, Californian
You: So how were you directed to this website?

You: Yea
Stranger: Athiest
You: Thats hot
Stranger: LMAO
You: OH BABY

You: THERE

Stranger: http://www.basilmarket.com/forum/1002418/46/#
You: IS
You: No
Stranger: I came from here
You: GOD

You: BABY

You: FASTER

You: I come from
You: http://www.stickpageportal.com/forums/showthread.php?p=1498621&posted=1#post1498621
You: Im the user Dystopia
Stranger: I'm the user leetnoob
Stranger: Really old account
You: There are alot of athiests on my forum
You: You?

Stranger: More like immature people on the forum I came from
You: Join the dark side, for you will become more powerful then you can imagine
Stranger: Well
Stranger: I guess I should post this now.
You: LOLOL TELL DEM I LUF FURRY

You: RAWR

Stranger: Sure thing
You: Joking...
You: It was a joke...
You: Dont...actually
Stranger: Well see yah some time again on Omegle
You: Please...
Stranger: I won't
You: GUDBAI

Stranger: Peace
You: WAR

Stranger: Before I go
You: HM

Stranger: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

(Oooooooh, Give you up)
(Oooooooh, Give you UP)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but
You're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
You: SHIIIT

You: FAGGOT

You: FAGGOT
You: FAGGOT
You: FAGGOT
You: AGH GOD
You: THEY GOT ME

You: HELP
You: OH JESUS CHRIST IT HURTS LIKE HELL

You: AGH ITS BLEEDING

You: ITS GETTING BRIGHT
You: AH

You: I
You: I
You: I....
You: *boom*
You: Bye

Quote from Gavel

Would it be wrong to pretend to be a suicidally depressed person and then stop talking to the person after a while to make them think you're dead?

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi

You: The sky is dark now

You: I look up

You: And I see

Stranger: Sure is

You: Only pain

Stranger: Emo?

You: I cry a tear for all the dead

You: I sit in my lonely corner

Stranger: lol why there dead

You: Asking god

Stranger: hey kid

You: Why?


You: And then I realise

Stranger: do your self a favor

You: THERE IS NO GOD

Stranger: kill your self

You: I will

You: I got a Swiss army knife right here

Stranger: cool

You: Razor sharp

Stranger: tape it and get your mom to upload it on the internet

You: Parents are out of town

Stranger: ok

You: Im tired now

Stranger: do it live on a webcam

You: I think Im done here

Stranger: lol

Stranger: too tired to take your life?

Stranger: wimp

You: Im actually crying now

You: People like you

You: ****ing assholes

Stranger: lol PEOPLE LIKE YOU!

You: Ruined my life

Stranger: stop being sad

Stranger: be awsome instead

You: Stop putting me down and I wont

You: Your too late

You: Im opening my knife now

Stranger: lol ok to bad

Stranger: yea

Stranger: rembmer

Stranger: down the street, not across

You: Yeah yeah I know

Stranger: cool

You: **** Im sobbing up

Stranger: do you have webcam?

You: It doesnt even hurt now

You: Yeah Im live on justin.tv you prick

Stranger: cool

Stranger: adress please

You: I got 677 viewers

You: No

You: You dont deserve to see me die

Stranger: your live on a webcam show, cutting your arms up and chatting with me?

You: Yeah

You: People are asking me what Im doing

Stranger: what are you ****ing super man?

You: Ok

You: Im going to do it now

You: Goodbye

Stranger: DO IT

Stranger: JUST ****ING DO IT

Stranger: BITCH

You: Your the last person I'll ever talk to

You: I think'

You: Just a bit longer

Stranger: i dont even know who the **** you are

You: It tickels now

You: It tingles

Stranger: yea well cut harder then FAGGOT

You: hard t tpe

You: gbhb

Stranger: dead?

You: itss coldad

Stranger: lol after 5 secs?

Stranger: your an asshole

You: dep cuyt

Stranger: "ok"

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote from Gavel

Would it be wrong to pretend to be a suicidally depressed person and then stop talking to the person after a while to make them think you're dead?

I hope not.

All the Omegles I've done thus far:

@ Dsytopia:
What do you not understand about:

Quote from Mantha

No long conversations allowed and you know that!

@Ampersand: holy crap, you're from Arkansas?


anddd...
ownt:

Stranger: Before we start... i'm 30 and male so bail now if you like :)
You: i'm 67 female and partly gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

No, I'm from Oklahoma.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ae u girl
You: yes
Stranger: how ol dare u
You: 13
Stranger: do u have mesenger
You: y?
You: yeah
Stranger: im 15 year old
You: y?
Stranger: give me and talking there
Stranger: where are u from
You: k, 1 sec
Stranger: where are u from?
You:.....
You: I talk alot there
Stranger: gve me ur mesenger
You: oh and .............
You: I use chatrooms alot
You: those are my favorite chat rooms
You: I'm on all the time
You: you're a pedofile yes?
Stranger: no
You: BS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Quote from Ampersand

No, I'm from Oklahoma.

o. that sucks. i'm from Arkansas. it would've been cool if someone on here lived in the same state.

Quote from Ampersand

I hope not.

Good lord I lol'd