he isnt mildy irritated, but then a monkey anally raped him, coincidentally...

The monkey was then mildly irritated.

Combo'd.

irritated because the monkey had lost his trousers, but once he found them of course he was pleased with a pleasurable round of rape sex and walked away and smoked a cigarette.

But then the monkey fell into a trash compactor.

and came out as millions of mini monkeys that all raped ants....

O wait thats a wood chipper... sry...

so the ants decided they wanted to rape humans

so they cried out, " WIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!"

in a mildly irritating tone, becasue ants aren't capable of any other type of voice.

Then they fleed because suddenly, they saw:

a shiny warrior dressed as a moderator.

But it was ok, because no moderator had ever come near The Story. It was said that it gave them constipation.

so wilson barfed at the ground and had a blackout.

"WIIIIlIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNN"

A unnamed observer (who was probably Zed, disguised to ward of further anti-wankist attacks and obscure forms of bondage) stood a little way off and thought "I swear this is nothing but spam, combos and obscure sentance fragments. Hell, this shit should be stickied."