Oh hey there, saw crank but didn't like it? **** OFF.

This is the single greatest movie created by mankind since we crawled out of the primordial ooze.

"Yeah we're taking out his heart..."
*semi-unconscious*
"...Gull bladder, intestines"
*still semi-unconscious*
"And his dick"
"**** THAT"

Cut to gun fights, shotgun up fat mexicans ass, car crash, cholos, whores and so on. If I wasn't amazed by the action I was ready to shit and piss myself due to the humor that was so filthy it was like being dumped with sickening ooze and it was awesome and if I somehow wasn't doing those two things I was loving the tits and ass. Especially when Jenna Haze, a pornstar whose movies I have, appeared.

I so ****ing want to go see this!

How to sell the same movie twice.

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How to sell the same movie twice.

And make it still ****ing awesome.

Quote from The laughing man

How to sell the same movie twice.

you could say that about the sequel to any movie, go suck a dick.

anyways
this movie was amazing
the godzilla parody was funny, though i would have preferred it to have been the regular fighting, but it was funny.

Yeah but if it was regular fighting it would have been like the other fighting, that godzilla scene threw me off and I loved it. Stathams arm must be made out of steel.

I don't mind the dirty jokes, but with all the fighting and pornstars this sounds like a mostly male movie. Oh well.

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you could say that about the sequel to any movie, go suck a dick.

anyways
this movie was amazing
the godzilla parody was funny, though i would have preferred it to have been the regular fighting, but it was funny.

No sequel has the exact same plot device, used in the same exact way to this degree. Unless its a remake.

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No sequel has the exact same plot device, used in the same exact way to this degree. Unless its a remake.

sure, kid.
in all the harry potter books, the plot is shit having to do with voldermort.
in all the austin power movies, its a plot against dr evil
in all the james bond films, its a plot against some bad guy
etcetera etcetera.

who cares? it's a ****ing bitchin movie.

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I don't mind the dirty jokes, but with all the fighting and pornstars this sounds like a mostly male movie. Oh well.

females just don't understand

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sure, kid.
in all the harry potter books, the plot is shit having to do with voldermort.
in all the austin power movies, its a plot against dr evil
in all the james bond films, its a plot against some bad guy
etcetera etcetera.

Uh wow, completely different, those movies have something else going on, they have plots(besides austin powers), especially harry potter. Crank just has him looking for guys who did something to his heart, and showing disgusting stupid stuff for shock factor. He probably does the same exact stuff to. Its a stupid movie.

i saw the first one, it was pretty cool
i have yet to see the second one

Crank 1 - adrenaline
Crank 2 - electricity

not exactly the same

Oh shit man, thats totally right, I take back my entire point! They replaced the word adrenaline with electricity, therefore its a totally different movie, so right man, my bad.

oh shit man, i don't care man, throwing my two cents in, man

Okay guys, you don't have to fight over a movie. Cool down.

it's still a great movie nonetheless.