How to survive a zombie apocalypse

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May 3, 2009 9:54 AM #410873
The **** .
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May 3, 2009 9:54 AM #410874
Quote from Fazz-
Give them swine flu. Job done.


you realize that zombies are already dead, and the swine flu wouldn't do shit?:Bricked:
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May 3, 2009 10:02 AM #410880
Quote from Devour


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May 3, 2009 10:27 AM #410913
GUYS ITS LIFE AFTER THE APOCOLYPSE

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May 3, 2009 10:29 AM #410917
I would use my katana!
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May 3, 2009 12:58 PM #410988
Excrete viciously in a circle around my position; they'd stay clear
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May 3, 2009 1:14 PM #410996
or you could use salt, works everytime.
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May 3, 2009 1:15 PM #410998
Unloading your bowels is more satisfying
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May 3, 2009 1:28 PM #411008
bladder>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bowels. by far.
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May 3, 2009 1:32 PM #411011
this is really off topic. lets turn this into a 'continue the story', but with an actual plot
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May 3, 2009 2:02 PM #411029
That would involve moderating the thing for straying off topic and unnecessary randomness and that would probably lead to the entire poulation of SPP being perma'd with one Admin sitting in the middle all alone.
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May 3, 2009 2:46 PM #411062
Quote from pandemedic
you realize that zombies are already dead, and the swine flu wouldn't do shit?:Bricked:


You realize that pandamedic sounds like pandemic, which is what the swine flu is being considered as, which make the swine flu somehow relevant, which makes you a zombie, which makes us have to kill you.

You can't go against that kind of logic.
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May 3, 2009 3:17 PM #411079
damn right nigga mmm mmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm
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May 3, 2009 4:13 PM #411113
I would stock up on chlorine tablets for water, a decent firearm, bigassedness knife, solar powered LED hat (They make them) and I would use the scrap wood in my dads workshop to make that into a stronghold.
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May 3, 2009 5:25 PM #411174
Quote from Kitsune
You realize that pandamedic sounds like pandemic, which is what the swine flu is being considered as, which make the swine flu somehow relevant, which makes you a zombie, which makes us have to kill you.

You can't go against that kind of logic.


i actuaully meant to spell pandemic, but i was 11, and i thought it was pandemedic. Anyhow, i changed it to Guerrilla. cool no?