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How to survive a zombie apocalypse

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May 3, 2009 5:26 PM #411177
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i actuaully meant to spell pandemic, but i was 11, and i thought it was pandemedic. Anyhow, i changed it to Guerrilla. cool no?


It's not bad, but you need to log it in the name change thread. Ignore the spammer; he's reported and the post should delete soon.
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May 3, 2009 5:31 PM #411184
you, what? guys, can you not read my name? it's GUERRILLA!
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May 3, 2009 5:35 PM #411191
I think the purpose of the name change thread is so that we know who you were before. Just think how awful it would be if I changed my name to "Que" and no one knew who this new guy with 1600 spontaneous posts was.
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May 3, 2009 5:39 PM #411196
you joined almost two years after me, but you've got 3 times my posts.
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May 3, 2009 5:41 PM #411200
Activity.

Which is one of the most important things in a zombie outbreak. If you stay still they're bound to find you eventually, and you might find yourself trapped and unable to escape.

(I felt that was quite smoothly led back on topic)
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May 3, 2009 5:50 PM #411210
Yes, yes you did. Well done :)

Personally, I would hide in my cupboard with some bread, a portable toaster and butter, with a knife to butter the bread, and yet sharp enough to stab a zombie that happened to want to take my butter from me. Alternatively, he could gnaw on my arm while I eat the toast, unless it somehow prevents me from doing so, in which case I would kill the zombie, butter his flesh and eat that.
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May 3, 2009 5:50 PM #411211
making an in-house stronghold is the worst thing you could do. Once they get in you're screwed, unless you have rapid transit out. easiest thing to do is go to a soccer field, or area with a large view, and set up camp there. Always tell 911 where you are, and get as many survivors as you can inside. over time, you can build up the base and control the field entirely, sending out raider teams to loot things from the nearby mall. you should put mines around the field, for zombies, but as you expand, switch them to a trigger mode, just in case you're overrun and need to take everyone out, or escape and set it off. i feel like writing a story loosely based on this.
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May 3, 2009 5:59 PM #411221
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I WUD GET OOT MAH SNIPER RIFLE AND PWN SUM ZOMBAH NUBS!!!111!!


Sniper rifels are usless against the zombies, They'll be dangling all over and it's har to hill them like that.

I would get an M1200 shotgun, a magnum, an M4, and a couple of C4 charges plus fire works to distract them. And I would have some first aid packs. Then I would run into a police station, or a mall and lock it all up. Place my C4 around any flanking area and then scout every day for uninfected people. Probably start reproducing to.
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May 3, 2009 6:12 PM #411226
A shotgun. Plenty of ammo. A bad ass motorbike. And you'll stay alive just long enough to realise, you might as well die, its the apocalypse after all.
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May 3, 2009 6:12 PM #411227
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Sniper rifels are usless against the zombies, They'll be dangling all over and it's har to hill them like that.

I would get an M1200 shotgun, a magnum, an M4, and a couple of C4 charges plus fire works to distract them. And I would have some first aid packs. Then I would run into a police station, or a mall and lock it all up. Place my C4 around any flanking area and then scout every day for uninfected people. Probably start reproducing to.


Ten words:

And where the ******* are you planning on getting C4?
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May 3, 2009 7:00 PM #411266
Haha, where the *******.

I'd get an axe and run. Then I'll group with other people and we'll kill zombies 'n stuff.
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May 3, 2009 10:00 PM #411412
Being slightly serious now, I'd just drive to my cousin's farm who lives about an hour out in the country, after grabbing all the canned food from the grocery stores in town that I could. My cousin's family has a whole bunch of rifles and one or two shotguns, and lots of ammo.
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May 3, 2009 10:06 PM #411416
I would get to the nearest building, lock the doors, carefully excecute each one with a gun, then..... PWN THEM LIKE HAXOR I AM!

P.S: MiniMan I know where that avatar's from ;) lol
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May 3, 2009 10:06 PM #411417
I would brak int this store called wild wild west for guns, in west edmonton mall, or got to Canadia tire to steel some ammo. And the C4 could be located at a military base that would probably be the safest place to go to.

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P.S: MiniMan I know where that avatar's from ;) lol




Me too ;D.
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May 3, 2009 11:21 PM #411454
I'd go to my roof, and jump off head first into the cement.
Or overdose on my attenenol, and stop my heart, killing me ;D
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