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May 30, 2009 7:28 PM #428488
"Keep fit, keep healthy, keep active.

You can now do all this whilst in the comfort of your living room, playing your favourite games, because no more will you be controlling your favourite character, you will BE your favourite character. Enjoy thrills to new heights as you literally run, jump and climb your way through the endless amounts of puzzles, whilst staying in the same position.

Keep fit, keep healthy, keep active, and play...
With the Wii fitness ultra simulation home surround sphere system...

Wii fitness ultra simulation home surround sphere system, do you?"
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May 30, 2009 7:33 PM #428496
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"Keep fit, keep healthy, keep active.

You can now do all this whilst in the comfort of your living room, playing your favourite games, because no more will you be controlling your favourite character, you will BE your favourite character. Enjoy thrills to new hights as you literally run, jump and climb your way through the endless amounts of puzzles, whilst staying in the same position.

Keep fit, keep healthy, keep active, and play...
With the Wii fitness ultra simulation home surround sphere system...

Wii fitness ultra simulation home surround sphere system, do you?"


And it only costs £24,999.99*

[SIZE="1"]*Price does not include postage and packaging (£245), wiring (£20), instalation (£500), maintainance (£650 per year approx.), tech support (£3 per minute), or the cost of building an extention to your house to put it in (upwards of £5000).[/SIZE]
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May 30, 2009 7:38 PM #428498
Sorry if double post, but my God I'm an entrepreneurial genious (and handsome, witty, and modest too). This thing doesn't have to go to private individuals and houses. This is military style tech! One of these babies can train a soldier with less than a third of the equiptment normally required. No longer do we require the use of Salisbury Plain for the MoD, they can practise tank manouvers in a space half the size of the actual tank!

Then there's the sports industry. Ever played Unreal Tournament? Now imagine doing that for real! Actual competitors, virtually killing each other. The entry fees! The advertising revenue! The merchandise!

**** everything I said earlier, this is a gold mine!
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May 30, 2009 8:38 PM #428541
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Sorry if double post, but my God I'm an entrepreneurial genious (and handsome, witty, and modest too). This thing doesn't have to go to private individuals and houses. This is military style tech! One of these babies can train a soldier with less than a third of the equiptment normally required. No longer do we require the use of Salisbury Plain for the MoD, they can practise tank manouvers in a space half the size of the actual tank!

Then there's the sports industry. Ever played Unreal Tournament? Now imagine doing that for real! Actual competitors, virtually killing each other. The entry fees! The advertising revenue! The merchandise!

**** everything I said earlier, this is a gold mine!


So, I'm a partial genius?
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May 30, 2009 8:52 PM #428543
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So, I'm a partial genius?


Definitely. 3/4 at the very least, possibly even higher. You and your friend can do all the engineering genius work and I'll be your business manager.
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May 30, 2009 8:57 PM #428545
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Definitely. 3/4 at the very least, possibly even higher. You and your friend can do all the engineering genius work and I'll be your business manager.



Lol.


We'll also need your smartness :D
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May 30, 2009 9:03 PM #428551
Great. Now all we need is a massive government grant, a robotics lab, and an honours degree in engineering science.
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May 30, 2009 9:05 PM #428554
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Great. Now all we need is a massive government grant, a robotics lab, and an honours degree in engineering science.



Yes.

Yes we do.


Oh, and also about 70 years.
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May 31, 2009 12:47 AM #428615
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Great. Now all we need is a massive government grant, a robotics lab, and an honours degree in engineering science.


Well that shouldn't be too hard, right?
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May 31, 2009 10:22 AM #428856
I say something like this on Beyond Tomorrow. But alot simpler.

But yeah VR gaming would be awesome. For feeling wight and stuff, the suit thing that you wear could like expand/contract in diffent areas to apply force to your body. Like say you got punched in the face in the game, the suit would contract the area on the back of the neck, forcing it backwards, so you react the same way you would if you got punched in the face but without any pain.

I guess the only danger to this is the suit fliping out and bend beyond the range of motion capable for humans.

idk, just a thought.
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May 31, 2009 12:51 PM #428908
Would have to have tons of saftey stuff. Each one would have to be differently programmed to take account of everyone being different in terms of flexibility and things. I, for example, am unable to fully extend my right arm because I dislocated my elbow a few years ago.
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May 31, 2009 12:54 PM #428910
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Would have to have tons of saftey stuff. Each one would have to be differently programmed to take account of everyone being different in terms of flexibility and things. I, for example, am unable to fully extend my right arm because I dislocated my elbow a few years ago.


Yeah exactly. You could always have a calibration program. Like it asks you to extend certain bodyparts and joints to thier maximum comfertable threshhold, then while playing, the suit wouldn't extend further than that.
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May 31, 2009 1:01 PM #428916
You're hired. You are now the Director of Sales. Your salary is whatever we find down the back of the sofa.
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May 31, 2009 1:03 PM #428919
TheBak O Thesohpha is an old indian gold mine.

:D

Also if I get into robotics and computer engineering, I'm going to try make this.
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May 31, 2009 2:52 PM #428998
Wheee, I think we're actually on to something here :D
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