I eat hormones for breakfast.

Testosterone or Estrogen?

Testosterone ofcourse.

Bullshark testosterone is where its at man

about 2 years ago i was riding my bike around our culdasac, and there is this big cement oval in the middle, me and all my friends have bike races around it, i was in the lead, but my one friend was just about to pass me, so i tried to make a sharp turn right at the edge of the cement, and this massive wooden spike that no one knew where it came from, went half with into the side of my foot, through my shoe, hurt like a mother****er, what was worse, was after this ordeal, the suction created when i was trying to pull it out, made it impossible, so i had to walk home, on this foot, then my dad had to rip it out with pliers.
8 years ago when i was 5, we lived at this house, where my room and the kitchen were downstairs, and the stairs going to ground level were completely aluminum, and i tripped, i still don't know how, i just randomly tripped, falling forwards, my face hit the stairs, and it ripped off all the skin on my chin, took 20 stitches, getting them hurt like a motherduck****er.
And both of these have happened to me also.
You don't know pain until your on a job site with your dad(Construction) and you have an old type of nail gun(the kind that doesn't have the pressure shot lock) and it has a rusty nail in it, and you accidentally press the trigger, sending the rusty nail completely through your foot, tetiness shots hurt so much.
Secondly, you don't know pain until you brake your toe completely off(its still connected by skin, but muscles nerves and everything is broken off.) and you have to go 8 months like this until you finally realize what the pain means.

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about 2 years ago i was riding my bike around our culdasac, and there is this big cement oval in the middle, me and all my friends have bike races around it, i was in the lead, but my one friend was just about to pass me, so i tried to make a sharp turn right at the edge of the cement, and this massive wooden spike that no one knew where it came from, went half with into the side of my foot, through my shoe, hurt like a mother****er, what was worse, was after this ordeal, the suction created when i was trying to pull it out, made it impossible, so i had to walk home, on this foot, then my dad had to rip it out with pliers.
8 years ago when i was 5, we lived at this house, where my room and the kitchen were downstairs, and the stairs going to ground level were completely aluminum, and i tripped, i still don't know how, i just randomly tripped, falling forwards, my face hit the stairs, and it ripped off all the skin on my chin, took 20 stitches, getting them hurt like a motherduck****er.
And both of these have happened to me also.
You don't know pain until your on a job site with your dad(Construction) and you have an old type of nail gun(the kind that doesn't have the pressure shot lock) and it has a rusty nail in it, and you accidentally press the trigger, sending the rusty nail completely through your foot, tetiness shots hurt so much.
Secondly, you don't know pain until you brake your toe completely off(its still connected by skin, but muscles nerves and everything is broken off.) and you have to go 8 months like this until you finally realize what the pain means.

Dude your life sucks lmao

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about 2 years ago i was riding my bike around our culdasac, and there is this big cement oval in the middle, me and all my friends have bike races around it, i was in the lead, but my one friend was just about to pass me, so i tried to make a sharp turn right at the edge of the cement, and this massive wooden spike that no one knew where it came from, went half with into the side of my foot, through my shoe, hurt like a mother****er, what was worse, was after this ordeal, the suction created when i was trying to pull it out, made it impossible, so i had to walk home, on this foot, then my dad had to rip it out with pliers.
8 years ago when i was 5, we lived at this house, where my room and the kitchen were downstairs, and the stairs going to ground level were completely aluminum, and i tripped, i still don't know how, i just randomly tripped, falling forwards, my face hit the stairs, and it ripped off all the skin on my chin, took 20 stitches, getting them hurt like a motherduck****er.
And both of these have happened to me also.
You don't know pain until your on a job site with your dad(Construction) and you have an old type of nail gun(the kind that doesn't have the pressure shot lock) and it has a rusty nail in it, and you accidentally press the trigger, sending the rusty nail completely through your foot, tetiness shots hurt so much.
Secondly, you don't know pain until you brake your toe completely off(its still connected by skin, but muscles nerves and everything is broken off.) and you have to go 8 months like this until you finally realize what the pain means.

Do you have breathing problems which you add into your grammar?
Because, you seem to, use a lot of, commas, when they, aren't needed, so, I'm left, reading it in my head, like Stevie, from Malcolm, in the Middle.

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Secondly, you don't know pain until you brake your toe completely off(its still connected by skin, but muscles nerves and everything is broken off.) and you have to go 8 months like this until you finally realize what the pain means.

I can imagine that being a quite severe pain over a long time every time you accidently touch it, but for sheer volume of pain all in one go it has a helluva way to go to beat elbow dislocation or having someone yank the bones around afterwards.

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Do you have breathing problems which you add into your grammar?
Because, you seem to, use a lot of, commas, when they, aren't needed, so, I'm left, reading it in my head, like Stevie, from Malcolm, in the Middle.

Well, every, single, one, i, used, was, needed, to, be, good, context.
:P

You ****ing masochist.

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3. I don't use kung-fu, it's MMA.

Bahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I was just guessing.

Okay my stories, yo:
I was riding my bike, then I started to turn around and HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING CHRIST THERE IS A FUCKING TRASH CAN RIGHT FUCKING IN FRONT OF ME, JESUS CHRIST I'M FUCKING HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS IT, so then I swurve around it and my right handle bar barely clips it and I fall sideways and the left handbrake stabs into my ****ing thigh. Result: 12 stitches on the inside of my skin and 5 on the outside.

Next, I was in 6th grade and still in Elementary School, so I was almost late for morning recess, OMG, so I'm speeding to the school on my bike, and there is this swurve on the sidewalk, and I'm going really fast, and I was like, HOLY SHIT, but I swurved and stuff and came out fine, but all the sudden my foot slips off the pedal and its hits the ground and I go flying forward and I land on this ****ing patch of cement where grass should have been, scrape my shit up, with my bike crashing on top of me, and then I hit my head on a street sign, and got knocked out. But some teacher coming to work saw me and got me up, but I FUCKING MISSED RECESS WHAT THE FUCK.


WORD.

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Okay my stories, yo:
I was riding my bike, then I started to turn around and HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING CHRIST THERE IS A FUCKING TRASH CAN RIGHT FUCKING IN FRONT OF ME, JESUS CHRIST I'M FUCKING HEADING RIGHT TOWARDS IT, so then I swurve around it and my right handle bar barely clips it and I fall sideways and the left handbrake stabs into my ****ing thigh. Result: 12 stitches on the inside of my skin and 5 on the outside.

Next, I was in 6th grade and still in Elementary School, so I was almost late for morning recess, OMG, so I'm speeding to the school on my bike, and there is this swurve on the sidewalk, and I'm going really fast, and I was like, HOLY SHIT, but I swurved and stuff and came out fine, but all the sudden my foot slips off the pedal and its hits the ground and I go flying forward and I land on this ****ing patch of cement where grass should have been, scrape my shit up, with my bike crashing on top of me, and then I hit my head on a street sign, and got knocked out. But some teacher coming to work saw me and got me up, but I FUCKING MISSED RECESS WHAT THE FUCK.


WORD.

it's like a geico commercial...

I don't get it .