Stranger: m/f?
You: f
Stranger: m
You: u
Stranger: age?
You: 11
Stranger: cool
You: how old r u
Stranger: 12
You: oh
You: i'm actually a 44 year old male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: HAIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Hola.
Stranger: ALLY?
Stranger: :O
You: I can rape you in one, if you so desire.
Stranger: oh sure.

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You: Is your keyboard broken?
Stranger: no. is yours?
You: The answer to your question seems rather obvious.
Stranger: youre a cunt.

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Stranger: will you go out with me? :D
You: Only if I can come in you after.
Stranger: if you want LD
Stranger: :D*
You: Excellent.
You: The only matter now is the rough diameter of your urethra and its elasticity.
Stranger: i get asked that a lot XD
You: I don't think you do.
Stranger: i do ;)

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Stranger: Heyy
You: Good evening.
Stranger: u horny?
You: I have no horns.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That last one made me chuckle.

This thread SUCKS.