We needed a game up here.
This is basically like my old survival thread where you had to survive an attack from the mafia, but this time, what happens next will be decided from the least stupid idea presented to me. However, a smart idea does not mean you will survive what happens next.
Also, this will be done in epic, high quality, MS Paint. I may still have stories of text, though.

So a brief backstory so you know whats going on:
You've already fallen into the rabbit hole, so there's no changing that. It wasn't like some dreamy, slow fall that never seemed to end. This isn't a disney cartoon. You fell a good 10 feet and hit the ground. Hard.



So now you're down here. There's no way to get out from this room, though. You try jumping from the rock to grab onto the ground above, but it just bends away from you. Keeping you from grabbing anything but air.
Might as well do what you can.



There's nothing special about this room, besides the hole above. You don't see anything, and there's no sounds except your breathing. But you have to decide something:
Left or right?

Climb up the hill to HIS right.

I say go to his left (our right) and he will find a lrge gathering of burrowing creatures like moles and badgers who are being preached to by a ferret about the need to rise up and overthrow the evil empire of the puppies which would have been down the route to your left, and which is trying to enslave all the underground animals.

If this is the least stupid idea, SPP has problems, but it was the best thing I could think of.

Oh great. Now this is going to be a contest of who can come up with the stupidest idea.

Go left (his right) and search for something to help you out, a bundle of sticks to make as a higher ground to escape, or rope, etc. Maybe find something to light a fire for warmth, aswell.

Also, is that crooked line on the floor just part of the floor, or a seemingly useless object?

GO TO THE FUCKING LEFT. LOOK FOR FUCKING SIGNS OF LIFE.

WONDERLAND IS A FUCKING DANGEROUS PLACE. TO FUCKING SURVIVE IT, THEY SAY YOU NEED TO BE AS MAD AS A FUCKING HATTER. WHICH LUCKILY, I FUCKING AM.

Kay, lets see what that thing on the ground is:

As you near the strange object sitting on the ground, the shape becomes sort of familiar to you.


Oh shit, that's what it is. You've found a human leg.

Its heavy to pick up, but would work as a great weapon. The leg's all hard and stiff from being dead for too long. It isn't crumbly yet, though.
You store it in your inventory.

To the left we go, hurr.


Looks like these friendly signs are pointing us the way to safe haven!

There's blood on the wall near the "Go Here!" sign, which doesn't seem too great. It seems like a trap.
Go into the dark looking passage-way, but weild the severed leg and prepare for the unknown.

Go up.

Check the substance, to justify that it is, in fact, blood.

The (for now assumed) blood is starting to write a word wich begins "Dop". It was obviously the last guy who was down here saying "Dope can be found if you go this way!" but he was too out of his head to finish the sentance. Being a law abiding citizen you must go down the passage which says "don't go in here". Just to be safe, you poke the leg in first to make sure nothing's going to bite.

use the leg to tunnel underground

go north into that corridor there

Chop off your own leg with the other leg, then make them into a walking stick to support your one-legged self.