Dymaxion Sleep pattern motherfuckers. 9 hours of healthy sleep is for pussies. Instead, I'm going to be taking 30 minute naps every 6 hours, which maths out to about 2 hours of sleep a day. This sleep pattern is way better and healthier than the normal one, and I base this claim off of absolutely nothing.

Now I'm sure you're probably thinking "But Dinomut, why do this if there are no inherent benefits and potentially huge consequences???" My answer:

This should be good.

well guess what

i get about 2 hours sleep a night

its not fun

actually i might try this shit. It might work better for me than regular sleeping patterns.

Whatever , suit yourself with it

Cavemen slept like that. Sleeping at night is actually unnatural, as they would have taken naps throughout the day. You're gonna have to train yourself into sleeping like this, which may take several weeks.

i took 30 minute naps every hour
in high school
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I bet you can't fall asleep in less than 30 minutes.
and if you can, you won't be able to get up after 30 min.

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I bet you can't fall asleep in less than 30 minutes.
and if you can, you won't be able to get up after 30 min.

This, short of having an alarm every hour, and giving youself 5/10 mins before the half hour to get to sleep.

For what cause?

want to be friends

This would make sense assuming you have NOTHING to do.

Otherwise you're missing a lot of sleep by going out for a day or something.

Bad idea is ****ING TERRIBLE.

Actually it's been proven about 4 hours is a healthy sleep time.

this is 2 hours sleep.