In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his ****ing teeth. It's like something out of XTro, for the love of God. It's so horrible it's brilliant, and this scene alone is why I remain firm in declaring that David Cronenberg must direct Breaking Dawn. This is surely his movie.

I've read it and that is generally what happens. Though it didn't seem that bad at the time, just as stupidly pointless as the others.

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Im just asking,what's up with twilight? Why is it so popular?

Someone at my work said that it captures teen angst perfectly (not his words, but what people say about the series).
I haven't read the book, but I have seen the first movie (and will see the 2nd once rifftrax riffs it) and it is purely horrible. There is no redeeming value towards this movie.
and before anyone says "the book is better, people like the book more" or some shit, more people will see the movie then they would read the book(s).

Now, my main problem with the movie is why? why do they love each other? Only one of them gives a reason, edward sez "i can't read your mind with my mind reading powers that i have for some reason" which somehow makes her interesting that nothing is going on inside that stupid FML!1!1 teenage angst bitch head of hers.
and it can't be her looks because.. come on, she ain't that great looking. Edward could do better, he's a ****ing human diamond.
So why does Bella SWAN love Edward? is she into boring, emotionless, brooding, pale people with sunken eyes?

and uh.. jacob, why does he love bella? (and then later her.. ..b..baby, uh.
and if you like that, go hit up fanfiction.org for some lovely wolfman on baby action.)
also, this http://www.deviantart.com/#order=9&q=Jacob+Renesmee

ooh bestiality. but the wolf changes back to a human so it's all good

well fuck twilight

The single greatest thing I've ever read, ever.
I first thought she was honestly doing this thinking it was great.
But I've realized, She's made it shitty on purpose. To have it lead up to that masterpiece of a ****ed up ending.

Clap clap clap.

I think this deserves a golf-clap. I can't wait to see how they plan on filming it, if they even do. This should prove to be more interesting than I had ever hoped to see this pathetic series be. And to add to that, more humorous.

The greatest thing is that they HAVE to make it. They just ****ing half to. There is no way in hell that they're gonna let this money tree die. And if they don't make it according to the book they're gonna get a bunch of shit for it and then it'll still die.

It's amazing. Ever since Twilight became big it's been on a downhill slope towards it's death and it's finally approaching.

jacob black is soooooooooooooooooooo hottttttttttttt~!!!!!!!!!!!!

I read this on FYAD. Pretty funny shit.

How come this day, I see many usernames who's banned.

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How come this day, I see many usernames who's banned.

why the **** aren't you banned mr off topic poster that also sucks wieners

i almost lost faith in 2-D when i saw the post "Why Breaking Dawn (Twlight 4th book) Must Be Made Into A Movie" and deemed it untrue so i checked it out and the person who wrote that article is a hero in my books

Who were you before?