Quote from FoShizzleDon't lie to yourself! :C
Bah! Everytime I get bored, and knowing that it might lead to meeting rosey palm and her five step sisters. I just get on the floor and do push ups. With my cock.
NO FAPPING MONTH REVIVED: YOU SPLOOGE YOU LOSEo
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Feb 4, 2010 9:10 PM #543550
Bah! Everytime I get bored, and knowing that it might lead to meeting rosey palm and her five step sisters. I just get on the floor and do push ups. With my cock.
Feb 4, 2010 9:11 PM #543552
Quote from FoShizzleI'm betting all of you 100 bucks no one is gonna make it till the 11th
How would you know if we lie to you or not? Also... cash or check? =P
Feb 4, 2010 9:14 PM #543555
Quote from quakeBah! Everytime I get bored, and knowing that it might lead to meeting rosey palm and her five step sisters. I just get on the floor and do push ups. With my cock.
Sounds heavenly.
Feb 4, 2010 9:15 PM #543556
Quote from FoShizzleSounds heavenly.
You should try them sometime.
Feb 4, 2010 9:17 PM #543558
Quote from quakeYou should try them sometime.
Yeah I did, but it seems my penis broke and now I have to fap with two hands :\
Feb 4, 2010 9:22 PM #543560
Someone believes in me! :DQuote from ZedI will take that bet. I think MiniMan's in this for the long haul.
I think I had a sex dream last night and woke up with a little more than morning wood but I was fine. I was too occupied racking my brain trying to figure out what happened in the dream.
Feb 4, 2010 9:24 PM #543562
Quote from FoShizzleYeah I did, but it seems my penis broke and now I have to fap with two hands :\
Take this chance while your dick is snapped in two, to pull it and extend it as far as you can. Get a make shift splint that will hold your dick. When its healed, you'll be more a man ;D
Feb 4, 2010 9:29 PM #543564
I've never known quake is a genius.. :o
Feb 4, 2010 9:30 PM #543566
Quote from quakeTake this chance while your dick is snapped in two, to pull it and extend it as far as you can. Get a make shift splint that will hold your dick. When its healed, you'll be more a man ;D
LOL, That's a good Idea... well, it's not a bad Idea, that doesn't mean it's a good one.
Feb 4, 2010 9:34 PM #543568
Quote from MiniMan[SIZE="6"]THE RULES[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]1. No fapping for the entire month of Feburary
3. Handjobs/Sex/Blowjobs not allowed[/SIZE]
I don't now about the 11th but I just realized, anyone who's still winning on the 15th is a lonely fuck
place bets now
Feb 4, 2010 9:35 PM #543569
You act as if this comes as a surprise Exilement.
Feb 4, 2010 9:44 PM #543574
I knew it.
You asshole. You goddamn asshole.
At first I thought you were just being merciful by picking the shortest month, but god-f*cking-damnit, there's Valentine's Day, right there at the ****ing halfway mark. Sh*t.
Not that I'm competing. But I'm glad I didn't.
You asshole. You goddamn asshole.
At first I thought you were just being merciful by picking the shortest month, but god-f*cking-damnit, there's Valentine's Day, right there at the ****ing halfway mark. Sh*t.
Not that I'm competing. But I'm glad I didn't.
Feb 4, 2010 9:46 PM #543577
Some of these guys are quite young. I'd be surprised if society decayed to the stage where it's abnormal for thirteen year olds to go a fortnight without sex while I wasn't looking.
Feb 4, 2010 9:48 PM #543578
Jexsam, did you pick that sig pic JUST for no-fapping month, or did you have it before?
Feb 4, 2010 9:49 PM #543580
I am that god damn evil.Quote from JexsamI knew it.
You asshole. You goddamn asshole.
At first I thought you were just being merciful by picking the shortest month, but god-f*cking-damnit, there's Valentine's Day, right there at the ****ing halfway mark. Sh*t.
Not that I'm competing. But I'm glad I didn't.
>:)