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Don't lie to yourself! :C

Bah! Everytime I get bored, and knowing that it might lead to meeting rosey palm and her five step sisters. I just get on the floor and do push ups. With my cock.

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I'm betting all of you 100 bucks no one is gonna make it till the 11th

How would you know if we lie to you or not? Also... cash or check? =P

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Bah! Everytime I get bored, and knowing that it might lead to meeting rosey palm and her five step sisters. I just get on the floor and do push ups. With my cock.

Sounds heavenly.

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Sounds heavenly.

You should try them sometime.

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You should try them sometime.

Yeah I did, but it seems my penis broke and now I have to fap with two hands :\

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I will take that bet. I think MiniMan's in this for the long haul.

Someone believes in me! :D

I think I had a sex dream last night and woke up with a little more than morning wood but I was fine. I was too occupied racking my brain trying to figure out what happened in the dream.

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Yeah I did, but it seems my penis broke and now I have to fap with two hands :\

Take this chance while your dick is snapped in two, to pull it and extend it as far as you can. Get a make shift splint that will hold your dick. When its healed, you'll be more a man ;D

I've never known quake is a genius.. :o

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[SIZE="6"]THE RULES[/SIZE]
[SIZE="5"]1. No fapping for the entire month of Feburary
3. Handjobs/Sex/Blowjobs not allowed[/SIZE]

I don't now about the 11th but I just realized, anyone who's still winning on the 15th is a lonely fuck

place bets now

You act as if this comes as a surprise Exilement.

I knew it.

You asshole. You goddamn asshole.

At first I thought you were just being merciful by picking the shortest month, but god-f*cking-damnit, there's Valentine's Day, right there at the ****ing halfway mark. Sh*t.

Not that I'm competing. But I'm glad I didn't.

Some of these guys are quite young. I'd be surprised if society decayed to the stage where it's abnormal for thirteen year olds to go a fortnight without sex while I wasn't looking.

Jexsam, did you pick that sig pic JUST for no-fapping month, or did you have it before?

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I knew it.

You asshole. You goddamn asshole.

At first I thought you were just being merciful by picking the shortest month, but god-f*cking-damnit, there's Valentine's Day, right there at the ****ing halfway mark. Sh*t.

Not that I'm competing. But I'm glad I didn't.

I am that god damn evil.

>:)