Choose Your Own Adventure!!!1

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Feb 11, 2010 10:47 PM #546054
If you can take the ladder, do so. If it's attached at the top or something, don't bother. Either way, ****ing run as fast as your muscleless legs can carry you.
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Feb 12, 2010 12:21 PM #546245
Open the window and door and hide under the bed 'till the other guy comes back.
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Feb 13, 2010 3:50 AM #546412
2 suggestions, each suggesting the opposite of each other
a tiebreaker or 2 would be nice
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Feb 13, 2010 4:16 AM #546417
do what candoballs said and whoever else is with him
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Feb 14, 2010 2:56 PM #546768
shoot the gun everywhere and scream, and wait for the man to come down the ladder and stab him as he does
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Feb 14, 2010 5:22 PM #546833
If you close the roof access, can the madman open it back up? If not, leave him up there to die.
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Feb 17, 2010 10:27 PM #548151
Throw something large through a window and hide under the bed, wait until the guy comes down and headshot the bitch.
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Feb 17, 2010 10:35 PM #548153
Fine. All of you try to kill the baddy. I would have survived though :P
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Feb 18, 2010 4:43 AM #548303
Make some sort of loud noise, open the window to signify your leaving, hide back under the bed, and wait for the guy to come down. THEN you shoot him.

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YOU ALL STOLE MY IDEAS!
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Feb 18, 2010 6:46 PM #548469
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Deciding you are a badass, you open the window, and hide under your bed in hopes that the second madman will return from the roof. A minute passes by, and the madman sees that his partner is dead. But instead of coming down, he signals for more backup. He then runs over to the edge to see when his backup is going to arrive. Great.
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Feb 18, 2010 7:05 PM #548472
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I told you. I feckin' told you. Now we're all dead.

Unless you follow my master-plan unquestioningly, that is. Silently climb up the ladder. If you can, creep up to the guy and push him off the roof. If not, just shoot the bugger. Then use the knife from before to cut the cord that you pulled a while back. Now climb onto the roof and pull the ladder up after you and shut the hatch. Now pray.
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Feb 18, 2010 10:09 PM #548515
where the **** are two random madmen on a killing spree going to get backup from?
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Feb 18, 2010 11:12 PM #548536
or are they random madmen? maybe they've been sent to kill you

whatever that doesnt matter, i vouch that you shouldnt even try to push him out the window and that you should just silently creep up the ladder, but try and pull up the ladder and lock it from the roof but not if its too risky
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Feb 19, 2010 12:08 AM #548547
I still think you should close the hatch and leave that ****er to die.
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Feb 19, 2010 1:00 AM #548560
close that latch and make a run for the front door, open it and look around for your next move.

also@chunky: they were random mad men randomly pciking off people in his apartment building. obviously they aren't specifically sent to kill HIM.