Don't think you can help him defeat me. I just defeated him and YOU'RE NEXT!
Oh, I just noticed the Triforce in your signature. I had been more or less ignoring it for being obnoxiously large and text based (how you managed to combine those two elements... I don't know, kudos to you for that).
See, the problem here is that trolling is a art, while you are as a child playing with crayons. Yes, it could be considered "art" of a sort, but it's nothing anyone would consider fine art. You lack any form of subtlety whatsoever. Come on, if you're going to make me mad, then do it. Come at me, bro!
Actually, on second thought, forget that. While you have some of the qualities down correctly, you've lathered on this persona far too thick. At some point, it just becomes way too obvious, and you become another common 0/10. Furthermore, trolling is against the rules here, so if you're not even going to do it right, then just don't do it.
Hahaha oh god I honestly started laughing my ass off midway through the onslaught of retarded insults. And by the looks of it, I just trolled YOU but im bored and slightly drunk and I wanna have some fun.
I've been serving in the United States military for over a year now working in the 2nd most dangerous workplace on this planet. Ive been to more foreign countries in that year than you will ever go to in your LIFE and I have fucked at least one woman (Read again, AT LEAST one) in each country while having fun with my military brethren and I also live in Japan. I do all of this while toiling away working on my ship out at sea for 6 months straight and then the other 6 months of the year I am maintaining it getting ready for the next deployment. I am doing all of this while being paid $2400 a MONTH.
How is that for a "life"?
What have you done today?
You know, besides making this thread.
Nice counter. Shame it's wasted on someone not even worth the effort, but darned nice all the same.
