The FML Thread

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Jan 21, 2012 5:12 AM #580124
My ex is dating my friend ad they're happy and I can't tell her I still lover her

I have another woman who super wants me, but I don't want her.

I have a third someone who I've been wanting for a while now and seems oblivious to my very existence

and worst of all the rum is gone.

I want to take this shit to the ask burden thread, but too many near pre-pubescent diplo newfags (mostly from south america) are festering in the pub now.
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Jan 22, 2012 4:09 AM #580501
Quote from Banebladeluv
My ex is dating my friend ad they're happy and I can't tell her I still lover her

I have another woman who super wants me, but I don't want her.

I have a third someone who I've been wanting for a while now and seems oblivious to my very existence

and worst of all the rum is gone.

I want to take this shit to the ask burden thread, but too many near pre-pubescent diplo newfags (mostly from south america) are festering in the pub now.


The rum is always gone!
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Jan 22, 2012 7:00 AM #580518
Man, fuck you.
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Jan 22, 2012 7:41 AM #580522
my balls are itchy
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Jan 22, 2012 7:53 AM #580523
Well.

Fell in love with a slut...

You can imagine the rest.
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Jan 22, 2012 10:28 AM #580540
Quote from Kieran.
Well.

Fell in love with a slut...

You can imagine the rest.
pity bro. i hope that never happens to me.

oh wait, all women are sluts..

oh well!
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Jan 22, 2012 10:42 AM #580541
Im a kissless spoonless girlfriendless 4chan nerd who plays video games all day, doesnt have a job.
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Jan 22, 2012 1:14 PM #580579
I know that feel bro.

except the jobless bit, I haven't been unemployed since I was 12.
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Jan 22, 2012 2:11 PM #580588
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Jan 22, 2012 4:18 PM #580618
I keep thinking I have health problems that are going to kill me but I don't
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Jan 22, 2012 5:59 PM #580632
I have an ex that is dating a friend who i still love whole heartedly and she loves me back but she is happy with my friend and she says she doesn't want to take the chance of not being happy with me. FML
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Jan 22, 2012 6:50 PM #580643
I have to go to retarded, dumbass school and do boring ass, timewasting, full of shit, homework... FML.
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Jan 22, 2012 8:04 PM #580660
i havent been on this forum for a year and no one made me a birthday thread FML
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Jan 22, 2012 9:05 PM #580670
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I have an ex that is dating a friend who i still love whole heartedly


GUY, GET OUT OF MY LIFE

but I wouldn't dare ask, because I couldn't even consider breaking up a happy couple.
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Jan 22, 2012 9:11 PM #580672
I was planning on learning all these new skills on the holidays. Not much done in 2 months. I have 2 days to go.