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Jan 24, 2012 1:58 PM #581368

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The sole purpose of life is to live and survive.
Since human beings and other lifeforms do not live forever, they need to reproduce to keep their species alive.

We have a surplus of humans though, so we create new purpose through invention, discovery, and art to progress as a species.

I don't think a homosexual here and there is going to lead the human race any closer to extinction, Mr Loli.

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Jan 24, 2012 2:20 PM #581374

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh, Oh, I'm out of breath. Shit, that was a funny joke.

If the study of life is called "Biology", I think it's safe to say all life is biological, you fucking retard. Like I said, read up.

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We have a surplus of humans though, so we create new purpose through invention, discovery, and art to progress as a species.

I don't think a homosexual here and there is going to lead the human race any closer to extinction, Mr Loli.

I never even implied that, idiot. Jesus Christ you people and your ridiculous strawmen.

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Jan 24, 2012 2:23 PM #581375

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If the study of life is called "Biology", I think it's safe to say all life is biological, you fucking retard. Like I said, read up.

You're a fucking retard. What about Cosmic Life? It's doesn't have any genetics, organs, etc. Bravo at making yourself look like a douche.

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Jan 24, 2012 2:25 PM #581376

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You're a fucking retard. What about Cosmic Life? It's doesn't have any genetics, organs, etc. Bravo at making yourself look like a douche.

If it is life, then it is biological. And what the hell are you talking about with Cosmic Life anyway. Googling it didn't give me any useful results.

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Jan 24, 2012 2:32 PM #581378

You said "So our only purpose is to keep ourselves alive until we can reproduce.
When we have reproduced, our job is finished." about the topic of biology. All life isn't meant to reproduce and survive. Some life have the sole purpose to sacrifice themselves to help maintain other life and so on. Cosmic/Space(whatever you want to call it) don't reproduce(some of them do) but mostly don't.

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Jan 24, 2012 3:06 PM #581380

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But the pleasure is a function to make one ejaculate, making it part of the procreation, thus meaning gay people shouldn't even be enjoying their sex in the first place.

Pleasure isn't necessary for an ejaculation. Humans and dolphins are the only animals which have sex for pleasure, or so I am told, so it presumably works just fine without.

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Jan 24, 2012 3:20 PM #581385

Monkey's too, dunno why that hasn't caught on as well. Anyways yeah what that one guy said, we're over populated so go gays and what not, they're pretty much doing us a favor. Also the debate section is that way guys, this is the FML aka First World Problems thread.

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Jan 24, 2012 3:50 PM #581392

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Being gay and putting your procreate-material into a shit-pooper is against it's intended purpose.

If our parts came with a universal, inherent, intended purpose (which is the only way you can claim we're "supposed" to do one thing with them, and if we don't, it's "against" nature), then through the ethically/morally removed logic you're trying to argue with, gays shouldn't even exist. The fact that they do invalidates any universal claims you're making about what humans are supposed to do, since apparently there isn't a status-quo or any sort of force governing it beyond our collective misconceptions of what's right and what isn't.

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Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM #581402

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If our parts came with a universal, inherent, intended purpose (which is the only way you can claim we're "supposed" to do one thing with them, and if we don't, it's "against" nature), then through the ethically/morally removed logic you're trying to argue with, gays shouldn't even exist. The fact that they do invalidates any universal claims you're making about what humans are supposed to do, since apparently there isn't a status-quo or any sort of force governing it beyond our collective misconceptions of what's right and what isn't.

That's bull. I know we're not "supposed" to do anything, since I don't believe in some supernatural being/force governing the universe, but I simply have no other word for it.
We're supposed to eat through our mouths, doing differently is wrong.
We're supposed to walk on our feet, doing differently is wrong.

That's what I'm saying.

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Jan 24, 2012 4:39 PM #581405

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That's bull. I know we're not "supposed" to do anything, since I don't believe in some supernatural being/force governing the universe, but I simply have no other word for it.
We're supposed to eat through our mouths, doing differently is wrong.
We're supposed to walk on our feet, doing differently is wrong.

That's what I'm saying.

Innate characteristics. From birth, we are "programmed" to do certain things.

You could say that justifies the word "supposed" in this context.

And if you define wrong as not doing what you are supposed (in this context) do, then walking on your hands is wrong. But I doubt most people will define wrong that way.

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Jan 24, 2012 4:42 PM #581406

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Innate characteristics. From birth, we are "programmed" to do certain things.

Actually, behavior is learned.

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Jan 24, 2012 5:19 PM #581409

I move that all posts pertaining to this homosexuality argument be moved to a new thread in the debate section, and that this thread get back on topic.

So I have already missed a couple days of school, and I have an essay due last Friday, FML.

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Jan 24, 2012 6:12 PM #581416

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We're supposed to eat through our mouths, doing differently is wrong.
We're supposed to walk on our feet, doing differently is wrong.

That's what I'm saying.

We eat with our mouths because it's our way of doing it -- creatures without mouths consume food in different manners, yet it's still natural.

We walk on our feet, because that's how we know to do it, but plenty of animals naturally get around using other methods.

Guys fuck girls and vice versa because their brain chemistry tells them to do so -- gays do not have the primal, natural drive or attraction to the opposite sex, so they just go with what their genetics allow them to be attracted to. I don't see how that's unnatural.

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Jan 24, 2012 8:13 PM #581429

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Actually, behavior is learned.

Innate behavior, look it up.

1/10, troll harder

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Jan 24, 2012 8:19 PM #581434

Got the cash to pay for and tow a Mustang home from Iowa, found a place that rents tow dollies, but i dont have a truck or SUV to pull it, so the whole plans fucked.

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