The "Bitching" Thread(Therapy Session)

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Apr 3, 2012 8:04 PM #627192

LEAVE YOUR BALLS AT HOME, MAKE SURE TO BRING KLEENEX AND A NOTEPAD

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This isn't to be confused with the "what makes you angry?" thread. posts here should pertain to fairly recent events that are bugging you

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Give advice on what to do in that person's situation

Relate to a previous poster by bitching about something that happened to you that was similar

I'll go first:
Hi... my name's GZento, and........I'm a patient trying to overcome chronic masturbation, I've been off the lube an' fist for 3 months now, and it feels good to have gotten up to this podium with out walking funny
Group(in lazy unison): Hi, GZento.
Okay, seriously now:
I'm thinking about skipping dinner. My parents have been screaming at my little sister for something in the kitchen. I don't know what she did, and it's none of my business, I just feel bad for her. My pediatrician says I'm severely under weight considering my height and age, and so he doesn't want me skipping meals, but whatever.

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Apr 3, 2012 10:28 PM #627277

you're a faggot.

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Apr 3, 2012 10:36 PM #627286

my dog just farted and she always fucking lays by the couch i like to sit on like right now and fucking farts and it smells like dogshit

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Apr 3, 2012 10:59 PM #627310

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my dog just farted and she always fucking lays by the couch i like to sit on like right now and fucking farts and it smells like dogshit

My yellow lab does that while my family's watching television, eating some popcorn, and then movie butter flavor turns into dog doody flavor an' everyone gets pissed. Ruins the mood of the movie too.

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you're a faggot

I don't know if you know the dark history behind that term, but if you did you would most likely stop using it, which would be a wise decision, I guess your post is somewhat relative considering you might be upset with me being homosexual but please try to elaborate on why in a more intelligent way, in any other form similar to what you just did is annoying and now Imma bitch about it

EDIT: I am actually attracted to women, but whatever, say what ye' willing

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Apr 3, 2012 11:05 PM #627318

it's pretty funny that you can conjure up a reply that is over 80 words just because someone simply said "faggot"

protip: it's a 100% meaningless "insult" that you should disregard entirely

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Apr 3, 2012 11:11 PM #627330

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it's pretty funny that you can conjure up a reply that is over 80 words just because someone simply said "faggot"

protip: it's a 100% meaningless "insult" that you should disregard entirely

I know, I was just upset that he was using it that way. haha

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Apr 3, 2012 11:35 PM #627356

you're a faggot.
So hes homosexual?
SHUT UP! im saying hes stupid
So being homosexual means your stupid
No... what?

This is how my conversation goes whenever im on Xbox live. I think i have lost my faith in humanity.

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Apr 3, 2012 11:39 PM #627360

my aunt is nasty as fuck and walks around naked all the time and pees naked with the door open and when I use my toilet it's always full of piss and pubic hair, and keep in mind that this woman is maybe around 300 pounds and is about 58 years old.

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Apr 3, 2012 11:43 PM #627363

she walks around naked all the time? like completely naked? waht the fuck

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Apr 3, 2012 11:44 PM #627365

yes, please help me.

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Apr 3, 2012 11:53 PM #627371

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yes, please help me.

I fell sorry for you bro. I got 99 problems but that defiantly ain't one.

You could try a 'intervention'.

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Apr 4, 2012 12:05 AM #627379

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yes, please help me.

I dunno if this would make things worse.... but try to walk around naked like her too, and try to make her feel as awkward as you do.... reverse psychology i guess.

NOTE: What ever you do, don't let it turn into incest.

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Apr 4, 2012 12:11 AM #627382

Nope.avi

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Apr 4, 2012 12:19 AM #627389

So, currently my brother just got baked out of his fucking mind, and just decided to pass out in his bedroom to songs that are of course, about weed. If you smoke weed, thats chill bro, I'm down with choices like low alto voices, but if all you listen to while you're sleeping as I'm trying to sleep is rap songs about weed with the music blasting through the walls, thats nawt cheeoo, nawt cheeoo et awwal.

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Apr 4, 2012 1:02 AM #627417

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So, currently my brother just got baked out of his fucking mind, and just decided to pass out in his bedroom to songs that are of course, about weed. If you smoke weed, thats chill bro, I'm down with choices like low alto voices, but if all you listen to while you're sleeping as I'm trying to sleep is rap songs about weed with the music blasting through the walls, thats nawt cheeoo, nawt cheeoo et awwal.

Step1: Get into his room.
Step2: Turn music off/down
Step3: Resist urge to prank
Step4: Leave the room
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