Quote from AlfaAnimsjust before u die take the deal :D ur get the money and no pain, except ur dead but atleast u dont need insurance and ur family will be rich, so i would take the money ON MY DEATH BED!!
Screw the family.
$500,000,000.00 but you get kicked in the balls 3 times a day
Started by: Ichimaruu | Replies: 89 | Views: 6,700
Apr 14, 2012 1:12 PM #634825
Screw the family.
Apr 14, 2012 1:16 PM #634827
Quote from AlfaAnimsjust before u die take the deal :D ur get the money and no pain, except ur dead but atleast u dont need insurance and ur family will be rich, so i would take the money ON MY DEATH BED!!
They'll probably just kick you in your balls like a second before you die, literally right after you say you'll take the deal. So, now you just died with nut pains.
Apr 14, 2012 3:26 PM #634968
or you should just bribe the kicker give him 3million and then tell him he can keep the money if he doesn't kick you
Apr 14, 2012 3:28 PM #634971
Hell no. Everyday of my life?
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
Apr 14, 2012 7:50 PM #635140
I wouldn't take the deal. I have no idea what I would do with that much money, and I could easily get a good amount with proper business knowledge, and no ball-kicking necessary.
Apr 15, 2012 3:51 AM #635265
Quote from sean1441or you should just bribe the kicker give him 3million and then tell him he can keep the money if he doesn't kick you
Thinking about it, If i was the kicker I would turn that offer down, I mean free kicks to peoples balls.. everyday? Tough choices.
Apr 15, 2012 5:54 AM #635286
Quote from ShyukimaiThinking about it, If i was the kicker I would turn that offer down, I mean free kicks to peoples balls.. everyday? Tough choices.
Especially if you're a girl and you hate men.
Nov 9, 2012 10:53 PM #782963
ye-NAHHHH
Nov 10, 2012 1:29 AM #783068
Why does life give me such hard decisions!
Nov 10, 2012 2:36 AM #783111
...No.
Because you just know that guy would scoping out your life for all the best opportunities.
"You may now kiss the bri-"
*Wump*
"And down goes the groom!"
It would hurt my pride and manhood far too much.
Because you just know that guy would scoping out your life for all the best opportunities.
"You may now kiss the bri-"
*Wump*
"And down goes the groom!"
It would hurt my pride and manhood far too much.
Nov 10, 2012 3:12 AM #783130
take the money, buy a superdeluxe ballprotector and live the unpainful rich life
Nov 10, 2012 3:20 AM #783137
shit nevermind should've read the full page
Nov 10, 2012 6:48 AM #783259
The money isn't worth it
My balls must stay intact
My balls must stay intact
Nov 10, 2012 6:55 AM #783263
Quote from jake1002Rules:
Every day, you're awoken by a kick in the balls. And at 2 random points in the day you're kicked in the balls.
There's no way of getting out of this deal. The person kicks you hard. No one else can see this person. You can't wear a cup or anything.
Your balls will never be permanently damaged.
discuss.
Lol. I'd take the cash of course. even if my nuts are kicked raw. I would buy a new pair then pay someone to kill the dude kicking me... BOOM that will leave me with about 490,000,000 dollars. (I always find loopholes in things because i'm a clever little shit)
Nov 10, 2012 7:12 AM #783276
I think after a while, you'd get used to it. Sure the first few months, or even a year after the kicking's begun, you'd feel like you're in hell but your body would find another way around it and eventually you'll feel barely anything.