What the ****!?!

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catfan
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Apr 27, 2008 3:36 AM #124305
@ Ash -

Just tell those idiots that it's none of their business what you believe in, and that they don't have the right to try to talk you out of doing what you believe is right. They're only doing this because they're ignorant, and someone needs to tell them to treat other beliefs with respect.
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Apr 27, 2008 3:40 AM #124307
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@ Ash -

Just tell those idiots that it's none of their business what you believe i-


^^^I'm sure that's the amount he'll get in before they punch him in the mouth.^^^

They seem to me like those people who punch out people with points against their beliefs and deeds.
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Apr 27, 2008 3:44 AM #124309
@ Kitsune -

I doubt it. I mean, come on. These people are PRAYING for him. Why would they punch him?
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Apr 27, 2008 3:47 AM #124313
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Yup. I used to know a kid like that. Same "Christian story" but with roles reversed.


Ya, I'm sure the same situation has its parellels all across the board of religions.


The world is a scary place. I actually heard someone use the phrase "seriously, do you have any friends?!" in a political debate in class.
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Apr 27, 2008 3:48 AM #124315
Oh, oh, oh, I just thought of an idea.

Make 3 crosses, stick them in their yards on Sunday morning, light them in gasoline, and throw a lit match at them.

If you want to go mucho-badass, then put some nails on it, cover the non burning parts in grease, and stick a sign beside it saying:


Have fun Christians!

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Apr 27, 2008 3:59 AM #124328
@ Vegeta -

Lol that's a funny idea, but it would probably get him into a lot of trouble... And then who knows what they will do to him!
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Apr 27, 2008 4:00 AM #124329
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The Christian group, by far, has the most elitist people (in amount) out of every other religion. Jews have their money, Muslims have their bombing for their religion, and scientoligists sue people all the time. It seems the only thing wrong with mormons is that they're totally unaware that their whole religion is ridiculous. Christians have the highest rate of trying to convert people. They never leave people alone. The Crusades, missionaries, and these random assholes are prime examples of how christianity is just desperate for followers.

I respect peoples' firm beliefs, and customs in their religion. The bible, I believe says you have to spread the teachings. I'm not sure. But anyway, annoying people about their religion is just retarded. It's why I'm not athiest, not christian not Agnostic, but unaffiliated with religion. All it does is complicate things. I'm not going to commit. >:(

I've never seen so many generalizations and stereotypes in one post. Congratulations.
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Apr 27, 2008 4:19 AM #124357
I also thought it was the Catholics that were the worst.
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Apr 27, 2008 4:23 AM #124363
A good idea would be to wave a brightly coloured flag with horizontal stripes in the colours of the rainbow at them.

I guess it's a Christian peace symbol or something like that. They'll accept you and love you deeply.


Alternatively, kick them.
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Apr 27, 2008 4:27 AM #124366
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A good idea would be to wave a brightly coloured flag with horizontal stripes in the colours of the rainbow at them.

I guess it's a Christian peace symbol or something like that. They'll accept you and love you deeply.


Alternatively, kick them.


Kick them apart.
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Apr 27, 2008 4:33 AM #124371
I've never heard of the rainbow flag thing. But I do think that's a better idea than burning crosses on their lawns... >_>
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Apr 27, 2008 4:39 AM #124373
Lol, burning crosses will get you the cops.
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Apr 27, 2008 5:25 AM #124389
**** and we wonder why the world is in such a shit state.

OMG A RELIGIOUS NUTCASE IS TRYING TO CONVERT EVERYONE LESS DESTROY THEIR ICONS AND KICK THEM APART.

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Apr 27, 2008 5:29 AM #124390
they probably know you're an atheist because you are riding a bike, its a dead give away. All religious people have certain ways of travel, most Christians teleport, Buddhists ride clouds, and so on
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Apr 27, 2008 5:30 AM #124393
Wtf are you talking about?Teleport?Ride on clouds?WAKE UP WE ARE IN THE REAL WORLD RIGHT NOW