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Apr 30, 2012 10:50 PM #646452
Me and a couple buddies are probably going to go to Mall of America again and throw some lines around and see what happens. Lets here what you guys got.

We'll try to use any really good ones and let you guys know the results and responses we get from them. Heres some we're planning on trying out.

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think im cute.

[hold up screw] Wanna screw?

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be a McBeautiful.

Hi. im Trent, or Bob or Karl or whatever you wanna scream out after i take you home tonight.

Did you hear about that giant polar bear on the news?
No.
He's a great ice breaker.

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
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Apr 30, 2012 10:59 PM #646461
"Hi, you looking for some company?"
"Mind if I sit at this table here?"
"My name's Aaron, what's yours?"
"You look great in that dress, where did you get it?"
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Apr 30, 2012 11:09 PM #646468
Hey, those clothes look great on you! But you know, they'd look a lot better on my bedroom floor.
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Apr 30, 2012 11:11 PM #646472
your butt so se beutiful gerl, I wanna sex it.
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Apr 30, 2012 11:14 PM #646473
*Accidentally bumbs into the girl*
Oh my gosh we got into an accident!
Looks like we gotta exchange information.
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Apr 30, 2012 11:47 PM #646486
Quote from Devour
"Hi, you looking for some company?"
"Mind if I sit at this table here?"
"My name's Aaron, what's yours?"
"You look great in that dress, where did you get it?"

Wheres the fun in any of those?
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Apr 30, 2012 11:52 PM #646489
Hey girl, let's not turn this rape into a murder.
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Apr 30, 2012 11:54 PM #646493
"hey, do you like the ostrich bird?"
"Ima a sock.."


Bitches be rolling up waiting in line after that. Your welcome.
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Apr 30, 2012 11:56 PM #646496
Quote from KUDA
"hey, do you like the ostrich bird?"
"Ima a sock.."


Bitches be rolling up waiting in line after that. Your welcome.


I thought you said that you like to be funny
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May 1, 2012 12:00 AM #646497
I have a pillow with a hole on it I named after you.
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May 1, 2012 12:45 AM #646516
Quote from Ashlander
Wheres the fun in any of those?

The conversations after ;)
After making yourself seem like a pretty normal guy, you can proceed to talk about how your role model in life is Galactus or some shit, and watch her try to hold a conversation with you before she comes up with an excuse to leave
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May 1, 2012 1:29 AM #646526
I just farted, let's get out of here.
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May 1, 2012 1:32 AM #646528
Quote from Devour
"Hi, you looking for some company?"
"Mind if I sit at this table here?"
"My name's Aaron, what's yours?"
"You look great in that dress, where did you get it?"

uh better choose a cooler name than "Aaron" if you really wanna git pussy
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May 1, 2012 2:59 AM #646545
shit nigga aaron is the first name in the dictonary. u can't beat that, honky
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May 1, 2012 4:23 AM #646558
'If you were a booger, I'd pick you first' I've heard that so many times..
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