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May 15, 2012 7:35 PM #657230
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It's not a way of attracting the girl, you only use it if she's already attracted to you, like if she's checking you out. It's a way of bypassing the whole "get in with her friends first" thing. You should approach the girl immediately after making eye contact so you don't think about the approach too much and get nervous, also it'll prevent you from looking like a creep for staring at her too long.


If you approach someone and the first thing you blurt out is "hurr you're hot" and she's actually responsive to it, the girl is a fucking petri dish. Skipping the "bullshit" doesn't make you seem confident, it makes you look shallow, uninteresting and incapable of actually courting anyone that's not a slut with self-esteem issues.

Guess that's what I was getting at. If that's what you want, then I guess some of your advice is okay. As long as you wear one of those Tapout shirts, preferably one that's sparkly. Girls love shiny things, everyone knows that.
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May 15, 2012 9:59 PM #657314
Are you upset bro? Saying "hurr you're hot" isn't what I said to do, there's obviously more appealing ways to say it. And of course it makes you seem confident, that's one of the most attractive qualities to women. There's nothing shallow about telling a girl she's attractive, obviously it's the reason you'd talk to her in the first place and there's no need to dance around it. Women like guys who are direct.

If you think that approach only works on sluts then you have a pretty low opinion of women; and judging from that comment about Tapout shirts I'd say you're one of those sexually frustrated guys who was probably intimidated by the cocky muscular guys in high school who could actually pick up girls and you're still bitter about it. But don't try to claim that being confident and forward with a girl makes you a shallow douchebag, and that the girl is a slut if she's into you.

Also nobody said you had to try this technique, fucker. Go ahead and play the prudish nice guy and see how many chicks wanna fuck you.
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May 16, 2012 11:10 AM #657627
Quote from cool james
Women like guys who are direct.


Absolutely they do. Confidence goes a long way, I'm not saying otherwise

I'm not really mad, I was focusing on your advice in general, not you personally. But thanks for the insults and attempted summary of my life/personality. I just think your methods sound more like a collection of the generic shit advice 4chan and Reddit gives whenever someone asks how to pick up chicks. Doing things like feigning a lack of interest, "accidental insults", creating fake time restraints, it's psychological manipulation that'll only work on people who are already desperate.

Like I said, if that's how you want to get your rocks off, go for it.
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May 16, 2012 11:42 AM #657638
muttons obviously only ever seduced drunk girls, that's where he's getting this shit from
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May 16, 2012 7:43 PM #657826
PUA techniques work, dude, they're critic approved!
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May 16, 2012 9:33 PM #657863
if they're already desperate, why bother with playing mental games with em?
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May 16, 2012 9:45 PM #657881
You must work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long.

Hurr, you guys aint got shit on me!
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May 17, 2012 3:31 AM #658105
my buddy and I will pay you an exorbitant sum of cash to have sex with us in that there bathroom
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May 17, 2012 3:36 AM #658106
it took me 3 minutes to stop swooning over dinomuts post. fuck, i think you're onto somethin, bro
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May 17, 2012 4:18 PM #658443
Hey, visit the Eiffel tower with us?
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May 23, 2012 7:35 PM #661726
So we went to the theme park the other day, unfortunately someone threw our cheat sheet of pickup lines and ideas away. I did end up assaulting Snoopy though. And i won a stuffed ferret or something for one of the game attendants (from her own game i might add), and was then cock-blocked by her boss who said she wasnt allowed to accept it. Probably going back on Sunday again.
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May 24, 2012 12:01 PM #662099
*notice someone doing something*

hey gurl, isn't there better things you could be doing? like me?
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May 26, 2012 5:44 AM #663387
your a danger to the atmosphere
why?
because your so hot.;)
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May 28, 2012 8:48 PM #665778
"Hey girl, did you start Global Warming? Cuz your HOT!"

"Hey girl, I just added you to my'to do list' "

You: Do you like lolipops?
Girl: Yes
You: Good, cuz i got something you can suck on
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May 29, 2012 3:56 AM #665963
You:"Hi ! what's your blood type?'
Girl:"Blood type A...how about yours?"
You:"Me?..my type? you!"
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