Quote from Covalence

whenever i'm at a friend's house and i want to mess with them i dump in their toilet and not flush

am i as cool as you guys yet

What's that? It has nothing to do with the things we are talking about.

Quote from Euge

What's that? It has nothing to do with the things we are talking about.

you do not know true evil until your "friend" leaves a turd in your toilet and doesn't flush

Quote from AGSys

Bull. Crap.

Ok, ok. I thought about it and I was a lil' evil. The only really bad thing that I ever did was raid a bunch of hornets nests with a water gun filled with soap water. I'd usually end up paying for it. If you know what I mean. That's all I can really think of.

Quote from Fordz

Then the next day, I opened the cat and was about to free it when I noticed it was DEAD!

No shit, you just opened a cat, that's definitely gonna kill it one way or another.

>this thread

Shit, ive never done anything quite as evil as stuffing cats into cans. 0.o
The only thing i've ever done which could even mildly be considered evil is eaten a cockroach, but I now tend to see that as more of a Bear Grylls-ish thing. The kind of thing he would do if he was four years old and stranded in a park.

Dafuq I just read?

Quote from Zed

I trod on an ant once.

I apologised and sent him on his way.

Like a gentleman.

Quote from Scarecrow

>this thread

Welcome to the real world, Mr. Anderson.

I remember how my buddies and I went to another region of a village, where we were spending our holidays. There were four of us - 2 girls (8 y.o and 5 y.o) a boy (8 y.o) and I (7 y.o). We were chilling around and then we saw a goat, who has been tethered. There was noone around, so we started to throw stuff at the goat. We threw sticks, some plastic/glass bottles & junk, but, mostly, rocks. The boy threw more, than the rest of us. The 8 y.o girl and I were standing, laughing at the goat, and time from time throwing rocks too. The 5 y.o one was jumping around, giggling and shouting: "Kill it! Kill it!". I remember, the hate, we all were in. The goat was trying to avoid the hits and chuck the rope, what made it even funnier to us. I don't know how it would have ended, if an old women hadn't showed up. She ran at us, cursing and shaking her fists. We ran away.
You know, comparing to another events, that took place in my childhood, this episode is not nearly as messed up, as some other ones.

Quote from Automaton

Literally the worst thing I've ever done is when there used to be like 10 hornets that would be in our back garden in a 1 meter radius every day in the summer. I was about 7 or something when this happened. I'd take a cricket bat and swing at them, but only because they never got hit. They hovered and always dodged the bat. I also got aggressive with our cat a couple of times when I was angry, but never kicked it or anything, maybe just pushed it off the chair more harshly than I should have to sit down. I remember when I was 12 in the "chav" days me and my friends were at a park, and they all started throwing rocks at ducks. Me and another friend who was the only nice one just left them and said we didn't know how they could do that. They were even throwing rocks that were like 5 inches big at them -.- Even now I try not to kill anything. I have a phobia of spiders, really bad, but I still don't kill them. I'd rather face my fears and put them in a cup with a card underneath then throw them out the front door than kill them.

Actually they were hover flies, not hornets. I remember that's why I wasn't afraid of swinging at them. They'd just hover and then dart to the side if I swung.

Quote from eviltie

Like a gentleman.




Welcome to the real world, Mr. Anderson.

I remember how my buddies and I went to another region of a village, where we were spending our holidays. There were four of us - 2 girls (8 y.o and 5 y.o) a boy (8 y.o) and I (7 y.o). We were chilling around and then we saw a goat, who has been tethered. There was noone around, so we started to throw stuff at the goat. We threw sticks, some plastic/glass bottles & junk, but, mostly, rocks. The boy threw more, than the rest of us. The 8 y.o girl and I were standing, laughing at the goat, and time from time throwing rocks too. The 5 y.o one was jumping around, giggling and shouting: "Kill it! Kill it!". I remember, the hate, we all were in. The goat was trying to avoid the hits and chuck the rope, what made it even funnier to us. I don't know how it would have ended, if an old women hadn't showed up. She ran at us, cursing and shaking her fists. We ran away.
You know, comparing to another events, that took place in my childhood, this episode is not nearly as messed up, as some other ones.

you really love commas.

I drowned ants for fun.

Does this count as evil?

Quote from Exilement

jesus fucking christ what the fuck is wrong with you people

You took the words out of my mouth.

Quote from Zed

Your milk comes in cans?

Some milk are in a can, most are not. But for some reason i laughed at this post .-.

Quote from Kizunami

No shit, you just opened a cat, that's definitely gonna kill it one way or another.

HAHA! I just freakin' laughed at this post XD.

Quote from flamedude

I drowned ants for fun.

Does this count as evil?

no, ants cant feel anything, lollolool

good, i felt bad after drowning them lol.