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The unfortunately fortunate man.

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Jul 29, 2012 7:20 AM #706955
In order to satisfy his rage, Mr Richards needed to experience some sort of adrenalin rush. Blending in the dark of night, Mr Richards approached an unattended car remaining parked outside the diner. An involuntary visual image flashed within his mind, as he discovered an innate ability to analyse the various methods of car jacking. Reaching the car door, Mr Richards shattered the window with his mighty elbow, crawling onto the drivers seat.

Edit: Fuck, ninja'd.
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Jul 29, 2012 12:24 PM #707064
Quote from Envoy
In order to satisfy his rage, Mr Richards needed to experience some sort of adrenalin rush. Blending in the dark of night, Mr Richards approached an unattended car remaining parked outside the diner. An involuntary visual image flashed within his mind, as he discovered an innate ability to analyse the various methods of car jacking. Reaching the car door, Mr Richards shattered the window with his mighty elbow, crawling onto the drivers seat.

Edit: Fuck, ninja'd.

(replying to you because what Ghombeat wrote is fucking illegible)
Mr. Richards found himself in front of the steering wheel, and almost immediately, his hands darted under the wheel, removing the casing and pulling out wires of all sorts. With speed that only the teranigga could match, The car grumbled to life, and without even touching the radio, Rap began to blast loudly through the shitty speakers, which only created a more nigga-friendly environment inside the car. Unwittingly, however...
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Jul 29, 2012 6:23 PM #707316
mr. richards happened to be inside the whitest neighborhood in the city
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Jul 29, 2012 6:29 PM #707321
however, most of the peoples in this neighborhood are not racist and don't like killing, but unfortunately...
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Jul 29, 2012 6:31 PM #707323
the gangsta nigga music had awakened the inner klansmen inside the white folks. while driving slowly and blasting his music, mr. richards peered into the distance and could make out what looked like an angry mob of pointy-headed ghosts
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Jul 29, 2012 6:52 PM #707334
Also the peoples of the neighborhood hate everyone who don't believe in god, and when they saw the "i believe in budda" tatoo on the arm of Richards, their primitive instinct of murdering has been relased, they come out from their homes with baddass guns and other shit and surround Richards, but unfortunately/fortunately...
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Jul 29, 2012 6:57 PM #707340
He was frightened and had a heart attack. Fortunately...
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Jul 30, 2012 2:27 AM #707698
mr. richards had woken up from his confusing dream, and had a massive headache to boot. he looked down and noticed that he was his white self again. the airsoft gun he had used to "off himself" was on the ground lying next to him
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Jul 30, 2012 2:39 AM #707706
to celebrate the return of his lack of pigment, mr richards rolled up a fatty of the dankest herbs and sparked it
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Jul 30, 2012 11:14 AM #707974
And so all was well again, Richards- as he was yet again known as- smoked his magnificently illicit joint and walked off into the smoglit paths of modern suburbia, tripping both physically and mentally all the way into a nearby police car that was on a local patrol.
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Jul 30, 2012 12:02 PM #707998
The cops invited him to enter their vehicle and smoke weed with them when
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Jul 30, 2012 1:44 PM #708052
Unfortunately it was a setup! The cops had set a trap for Mr. Richards to be caught!
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Jul 30, 2012 2:30 PM #708067
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Unfortunately it was a setup! The cops had set a trap for Mr. Richards to be caught!

again, Ghombeat's post makes no sense.

Richards shoved his fatty into one of the officer's eyes and jumped out of the car. With the other police officer behind him, the chase took off! hoever, it was only a matter of time until the cop realized that Richard wasn't a nigger, and walked away, because it's common knowledge that Anglo-Saxons never commit crimes. However, just when Richard thought he was safe...
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Jul 30, 2012 4:02 PM #708124
Just when Mr. Richard thought he was safe a traffic warden stood onto the road, and was quickly turned into human (or to Richards point of view giant 1UP) gelatin as a car driven by half blind man riding on a mixture of cannabis, opium and cocaine. The shock of the impact sent Mr. Richards flying across the street, his face torn, and bones broken. Fortunately the drugs had such a strong effect on the first timer that he felt ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! and after pushing his eyeball back in to a flesh scarred socket began to wander to the local bottle'o.
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Jul 30, 2012 11:04 PM #708362
unfortunately there were no bars around, so he just went to this dispensary and sparked up some more
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