but mr. richards picked up a spoon from its pocket and throwed it at a fat cop, perforing an eye, and then he ran away, the others cops were too distracted by looking at the perfored eye of the fat cop to react, fortunately for the cops...
the [url=http://www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/img/products/glass_spoon_pipe_clear_bead_f.jpg]spoon[/spoon] had weed packed in it, and they plucked it from his eye socket and started smokin
Fortunately for Mr. Richards, the cops were so distracted by the weed that they forgot about him entirely. He strolled off down the sidewalk, soon rounding the corner and moving out of sight of the cops.
"ehehehehheheheh", mr richards heard. it was peter griffin! somehow, mr richards wound up in an episode of family guy. peter walked up to mr richards, and said, "hey, I remember you from that one time when..." *flashback*
Actually very fortunately for Mr. Richards he didn't get raped. That was just a stupid comment by some stupid guy. He in fact had a flash back to when he and Peter Griffin where brother,which means that they are STILL brothers. Mr. Richards is actually Richard Griffin! Or something like that.
he swimmed in the deep of the Atlantic Ocean for drowning himself but he failed, and so he decided to swim to the beach and trying to suicide himself in a different way, unfortunately, he swimmed so much that now he can't see any beach, and so he's swimming on the opposite way.
Fortunately, he was fluent is 'dolphin speak' so he gave out a " eh eh ehehe ehe" a long lost friend of his, Dolphimus Blowhole the 4th came to his aid to fulfill the dept he owed Mr.Richard. There! Mr Richard clasped his fin and into the sunset they went like a otter fighting a priest.... unfortunately.
Unfortunately for Mr. Richards, the dolphin asked him a very vague question with the looks of swindlry in his eyes, "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?" the dolphin said. Fortunately for Mr Richards..
