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Aug 31, 2012 9:51 PM #730795
A seventy-five year old White guy, his hair was completely white, marries a twenty-two year old girl, and she gets pregnant.
Nine months later, he walks into the Maternity Ward. He says to the nurse, “Well, how’d I do?”
The nurse says: “She had twins.”
He says, “Heh, heh, heh…well, I guess that goes to show, that even if there’s snow on the roof, there can still be fire in the furnace.”
She says, “Well, then you’d better change filters. Both of your babies are black.”
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Sep 1, 2012 4:36 AM #730966
Bill Gates is my computer mechanic.
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Sep 1, 2012 5:33 AM #730982
What happens when you cross a singer and a rocking chair? — you rock to the beat.
How do you mend a broken jack o’ lantern? — with a pumpkin patch.

what do you call a lease of false teeth? — a dental rental
Where did the kittens go on the class trip — to the meow-seum.
What goes tick-tock, woof-woof? — a watchdog
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Sep 1, 2012 4:03 PM #731267
What is the difference between a Jew and coal:
Jews burn longer.
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Sep 1, 2012 6:42 PM #731383
Which way do gay people go?One direction
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Sep 3, 2012 10:22 PM #733094
What does the Call Of Duty franchise and a vacuum cleaner up my ass have in common?

When you turn on the power, they both start sucking shit.
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Sep 3, 2012 10:52 PM #733106
Why are negros so tall?
Because they're black.
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Sep 3, 2012 10:55 PM #733108
Why can't Michael Jackson drive?
He's dead.
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Sep 3, 2012 10:56 PM #733111
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What is the difference between a Jew and coal:
Jews burn longer.

Wow, Nazi jokes are way out of Mein Kampf-ort zone...
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Sep 5, 2012 2:38 PM #734062
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Wow, Nazi jokes are way out of Mein Kampf-ort zone...


Well I thought he meant the bad side of the adjective ''bad'' as in wrong joke
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Sep 5, 2012 3:04 PM #734075
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Well I thought he meant the bad side of the adjective ''bad'' as in wrong joke

Man that one just flew RIGHT over your head, didn't it?
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Sep 5, 2012 3:22 PM #734081
Why was the fish afraid of her weight?

Because she broke the weighing SCALES!!

lolololololololololololol
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Sep 5, 2012 4:20 PM #734098
One made by a teacher in school during an assembly about achievement.

"Students in this school are a lot like toothless budgies:
It's important to succeed! (suck-seed)"

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Sep 10, 2012 9:50 PM #737409
Quote from Psyc
One made by a teacher in school during an assembly about achievement.

"Students in this school are a lot like toothless budgies:
It's important to succeed! (suck-seed)"


Wow, that's just about as dumb as buying Flash 8 just to animate stick figures

My friend got a new iPod. He got a black one cause they run faster than the white ones.
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Sep 11, 2012 7:19 AM #737576
Why didn't the skeleton fight the witch? Because he had no guts. AAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Where would a bee go to take a piss? To the BP Station! AAHHHHAHAAHAHA!!!

I know, I'm funny as hell.