Bruce lee- teach me some matrial art skills
Einstein- teach me some academic skills
Leonardo da vinci- teach me some art skills

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questions for hitler: first off why? why kill the jews? were they simply skapegoats or did you jsut truely believe the garbage you spat out of your mouth. second why didnt you listen to your generals? you stupid discisions cost you the war and frankly I'm glad you did because it lead ot you ultamite downfall.

The Jews were step one of his plan, he wanted a world with nothing but full-on whites. I really think that people only focus on the bad side. Yes, the holocaust was bad, but it could have been much worse if the plan was anywhere near its intentions.

Whitney Houston: How did you become such a respected pers- Oh, who am I kidding, she drowned in a bathtub!
Michael Jackson- How did you become such a respe- No wait, he raped children.
Walt Disney-Are you aware that everything you achieved will be torn to pieces and put back together by douchebag marketers when you die?

wow this thing is more poplular than i thought it would be (^w^)

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The Jews were step one of his plan, he wanted a world with nothing but full-on whites. I really think that people only focus on the bad side. Yes, the holocaust was bad, but it could have been much worse if the plan was anywhere near its intentions.

sounds pretty good to me

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Walt Disney-Are you aware that everything you achieved will be torn to pieces and put back together by douchebag marketers when you die?

Can i bring a gun?

If not,i would say: "Tesla,hide your patents ffs.You have no idea what's going to happen.Trust me,i'm that guy from Mars you had contact with.And finish that Tower ,noob,im tired of paying electricity bills.

I don't see why you couldn't.

But if I was going to do a hit job with the knowledge of time, I would use my hands, much more personal.

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I don't see why you couldn't.

But if I was going to do a hit job with the knowledge of time, I would use my hands, much more personal.

All personal impact will be lost once they blow your head off

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All personal impact will be lost once they blow your head off

Are you sure it's not when I conceal myself in the darkest corner of their room when they try to go to bed. Revealing enough of my presence so that they can sense something isn't quite right but still they push themselves to believe they're safe. Just when they are about half lulled into a slumber, I take a step out and say "HELLO. HAHA.". Leaping onto them, biting them directly in the jugular vein while gouging out their eyes, then while they bleed out, gasping for breath unable to see. That's when I just start beating the fuck out of them, BAM, BAM, BAM. Over and over and over, the adrenaline from imminent death would surely be enough to keep them conscious. While I really intend to kill them with head trauma.
Even then? Even then, as I single handedly forge the myth of the vampire for all history? Even then, scooty?

Bertrand Russell, Alfred Jules Ayer, and Michael Dummett. We could discuss verificationist philosophy of language. I'd like that.


Incidentally, when did SPP get overrun with JFK conspiracy theorists? It was fifty years ago. It doesn't even matter any more.

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Are you sure it's not when I conceal myself in the darkest corner of their room when they try to go to bed. Revealing enough of my presence so that they can sense something isn't quite right but still they push themselves to believe they're safe. Just when they are about half lulled into a slumber, I take a step out and say "HELLO. HAHA.". Leaping onto them, biting them directly in the jugular vein while gouging out their eyes, then while they bleed out, gasping for breath unable to see. That's when I just start beating the fuck out of them, BAM, BAM, BAM. Over and over and over, the adrenaline from imminent death would surely be enough to keep them conscious. While I really intend to kill them with head trauma.
Even then? Even then, as I single handedly forge the myth of the vampire for all history? Even then, scooty?

I misread your original post and responded using the wrong context, but this one was so glorious that I think it was for the best

George Washington
Jesus
King of the Mayans

>.>
I wanna know how shit really went down...

I'd probably go back and talk to Jim Morrison and get absolutely slaughtered with him. Then I'd pay a visit to Jimi Hendrix, get slaughtered with him as well, then I'd probably go and fuck Marilyn Monroe.

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then I'd probably go and fuck Marilyn Monroe.

Are you assuming consent or is this just going to be rape?