Ogrilla, don't try to rap, you're a horrible rhymer
Your verses are lame and you're just an old timer
You can use your wide range of vocabulary
But sadly, it'd only cause you calamity

Back down now and don't turn around
In the end, it's just going to be you on the ground
There's no point prolonging your fate
You're already done, it's already too late

I can type this up while doing watching TV
I don't need to concentrate on junk like you
All you do is copypaste from your favorite CD
Look man, do I really need to continue?

You come on IRC talking about drugs
None of us care so keep your mouth shut
You won't stop talking, we all need earplugs
Drugs don't make you cool, you ignorant nut

When you're finally gone, we'll all be glad
We no longer have to listen to your made up drug stories
Give it up man, why don't you follow another fad?
I'm going to end it now before it gets too gorey

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Miniman's fat, he won't get more than four lines outta me
Man he's so chunky he needs to part his fat to pee
Oh lord if only he was Moses, then the task would be nothing
Too bad he isn't and that's why he's struggling

OHHH!!! ****kkkkkk, Nukkas just got dissed
Yeah Nigga Yeah!!!!

Pffffftt...

Mine used awesomer words and didn't use a cheesy structured rhyme scheme.

Therefore I win.

my patience is short but my dick is long

bitches scream like mad when I whip out my "king kong"

raise the roof

Am i the only one having trouble understanding SSJ whenever he posts?

So far, I'd say The Pirate and Nodbarnacle's pieces were the best, fo sho

Quote from mac green

OHHH!!! ****kkkkkk, Nukkas just got dissed
Yeah Nigga Yeah!!!!

I will now deliver a diss, in limerick format:


There once was a boy named mac green
Who wouldn't STOP ****ING COMING BACK AND POSTING DUMB ****ING SHIT EVERYWHERE EVEN THOUGH I BAN HIM ABOUT ONCE A WEEK AND I DISLIKE HIM AND HE IS DUMB AND UGLY AND MUNCHES ASSES FOR BREAKFAST AND SUCKS AT LIFE AND THINKS HE IS FUNNY AND TRIES TO ACT COOL ON THE INTERNET AND IS PROBABLY REALLY BAD AT MATH AND SPORTS AND ALSO LIFE


I took a small bit of poetic license, but for the most part I think that falls into perfect limerick format.

Word.

Quote from The Pirate

I will now deliver a diss, in limerick format:


There once was a boy named mac green
Who wouldn't STOP ****ING COMING BACK AND POSTING DUMB ****ING SHIT EVERYWHERE EVEN THOUGH I BAN HIM ABOUT ONCE A WEEK AND I DISLIKE HIM AND HE IS DUMB AND UGLY AND MUNCHES ASSES FOR BREAKFAST AND SUCKS AT LIFE AND THINKS HE IS FUNNY AND TRIES TO ACT COOL ON THE INTERNET AND IS PROBABLY REALLY BAD AT MATH AND SPORTS AND ALSO LIFE


I took a small bit of poetic license, but for the most part I think that falls into perfect limerick format.

Word.

Good show sir, good show.

Some times you fail so hard, you wish that you could hide.
There's a permanent solution, dare I mention, suicide?
It is easy. it is clean. No blood or gore requiered.
I promise you my friend. Read this post, be inspired.
Step one: this is the hard part, you have to hold your breath
Step two: now just continue, while waiting for your death.
The third step is quite easy, now this is what you do:
If you are reading this, repeat step one and two.
Maddox rip-off get..

My cousin Mac, on the internet acts like a jack
ass, frequently wonder if he's on crack
gets banned everytime he comes around
hearing "mac green, you're banned" is an annoying ass sound,
bannage frequently high,
bout as high as Family Guy ratings on Sunday nights
acts cooler when he's off the net
but here I am placing a bet
next time mac green logs on
he'll be cool as hell, no longer bite ding dongs
maybe be cooler than 2-D,
naw I'm just K-I-D-D-I-N-G

Quote from Stuff

So far, I'd say The Pirate and Nodbarnacle's pieces were the best, fo sho

don't make me come over there and "props word, break it down"

Quote from JukeJuke

My cousin Mac, on the internet acts like a jack
ass, frequently wonder if he's on crack
gets banned everytime he comes around
hearing "mac green, you're banned" is an annoying ass sound,
bannage frequently high,
bout as high as Family Guy ratings on Sunday nights
acts cooler when he's off the net
but here I am placing a bet
next time mac green logs on
he'll be cool as hell, no longer bite ding dongs
maybe be cooler than 2-D,
naw I'm just K-I-D-D-I-N-G

I thought you were supposed to be black.

Quote from Überschall

I think this thread is shit, and guess what, shanto you deserve a hit.


With a banhammer.

Oh snap!

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Yo Nekow,

He's a pretty tight dude

some people may find him kind of prude

but what they don't know is that he will elude

And he wants to touch little girls in the

uh-oh, here comes the FBI

nekows safe he hides with lies

if they found his folders oh my oh my

I don't care what they say

cuz he's still a great guy

2-D, now there's a mother ****

if you find him you're out of luck

you ask for a favor and he'll want a suck-suck

he likes jailbait and he's in to date-rape

but don't be late to accept your fate

he gets pissed when he has to wait

cuz than he'll have to get out his roll of ductape

Hey Miniman!

He has a big foot fetish

I have a weird feeling that he likes to **** lettuce

when he sees a hot chick he gets sorta wettish

and he wont shut the **** up about 9/11

Miniman is a pretty short guy

who gives a **** he's still pretty fly

i get creeped out when he ever walks by

but at least he ain't a faggot that's shy

Zmobie Man!

Yeah he's pretty ****in' chill

he likes to smoke pot cuz he's so ill

he's got a bandana and he's ready to kill

he doesn't like shrimp and he don't like krill

Yo here's a fun fact, he's a jew!

that's somethin' thats kinda sort of new

he's got a big dick and really cool shoes

he likes the bong and alcohol too!

Oh Piggypup!

Now there's a sick little man

he don't like sex he just ain't a big fan

he's connected to the internnet via lan

he's the guy who really likes to ****in' spam

He draws some weird shit just to **** with you're head

your inner child will be quickly dead

that's right yall heard what I mother****ing said

after this you'll be taking ****ing a truckload of meds

DEMON OF YOUR SOUL

His name if ****ing opium scum

he's a quiet guy he don't really like to run

wherever he goes he always is shunned

make sure you don't give this mother****er a gun

He's a satanist man he wirships the guy

he's probably hoping that I will die

for making up all these stupid ****ing rhymes

but you know what that shit is just alright

HENTICK

Now this guys a ****ing nazi

OH SHIT ZMOBIE WATCH OUT HE KNOWS YOU'RE A JEW

FINNERWOO

Now this guy real ****in' tight

this guy's more epic than the sunni's and shiites

he doesn't like grass and he really hates kites

some say he's the funniest guy alive

He loves the web but has a social life

anyone who disagrees answers to his knife

he'll never end up with a ****ing wife

He's the next grim roeper he just needs a scythe


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